Automatic Chicken Plucker Makes Chicken Bald, Tender, Dizzy
Chickens are raised for their delicious eggs and thighs. If it is already giving its life for mankind's benefit, it doesn't need to be humiliated in the process.
The thing works pretty well though! A fully plucked, delicious, succulent bird in under two minutes! Color me impressed.
Also, 'okie-dokie-pokey' is a phrase that isn't used nearly enough.