celeb-babies
Britney And Kevin Over Protective Parenting Phase
Seth Abramovitch · 11/23/05 03:03PMAfter a momentary lapse of gossip rag baby-whoring reason, Britney Spears has finally come to her senses and given the go ahead to People to print photos of her with newborn son Sean Preston on their cover. Proud father Kevin Federline is pictured too, his cornrows pulled extra tight, resulting in a convincing simulation of actual smiling:
Katie Holmes Still Amazed, Excited, Thrilled
mark · 10/21/05 12:29PMBritney Spears Momentarily Conflicted About Selling Baby's Soul To Magazine
mark · 10/21/05 11:46AMTom Cruise On The Miracle Of Life
mark · 10/20/05 03:33PM
"Listen, I'm not kidding when I tell you that the Church's new impregnation technology is amazing. We can start a human life without the messy realities of intercourse and grow a baby absolutely anywhere—anywhere! Hey, Katie, it doesn't look like she believes me. Get me pregnant on the inside of my mouth, right now. Just watch, this is gonna blow your mind. Ahhhh..."
Clubbing The Baby Seal...With Love
mark · 10/19/05 04:26PMAnnals of Retarded Celebrity Baby Names: Superbaby Edition
mark · 10/03/05 02:32PMNicolas Cage has finally made a clean break with reality, saddling his newborn son with the name Kal-el. As in Superman's Kryptonian birth name. We're genuinely concerned for the baby boy's future safety, and not solely because the tyke will almost certainly return from school each day wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants. No, we fear that whatever drugs Cage ingested before naming the baby also make the proud father believe that the infant's been imbued with superpowers, leading to a tragic incident in which the actor realizes too late that little Kal is not, in fact, bulletproof.