By nasty old New York gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino's standards, does saying "Fuck him," twice, on video, in reference to the U.S. Attorney General, even count as a "gaffe"? Nah, it's just Crazy Carl. Oy. Let's roll the clip.

From a tipster: New York Republican gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino and, we think, campaign worker/alleged thief John Haggerty at Ben Benson's Steak House in Midtown tonight. Have you spotted someone noteworthy? Email us a photo or post it to #stalker.

Tonight, Jon Stewart opened with a segment about the midterm elections. The focus of a portion of that segment was homophobic New York gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino, and Stewart didn't hold back when mocking Paladino's ridiculous hypocrisy. Video inside.

Two unexpected things happened on tonight's Factor. The first: Ann Coulter and Bill O'Reilly disagreed about something. Heatedly! The second: the thing they disagreed about was Carl Paladino. Bonus: Coulter thinks that Paladino's homophobic outburst actually helped him. Video inside.

There may be a YouTube campaign telling gay teens their lives will improve, but here's a funny video made by a "former bully." It seems that being a homophobic jerk isn't cool when you're older. Just ask Carl Paladino!

Today we looked at crazy Carl Paladino's wonderful words on gay people. And one commenter, in reaction, and perhaps in honor of National Coming Out Day, created a lovely image of Paladino with some of his brethren.

Carl Paladino is currently "Under fire, child," (as Whoopi Goldberg said) for, well, being a homophobic idiot. On today's episode of The View, the ladies discussed Paladino's reprehensible anti-gay statements, and—in a first, really—they were all in agreement.

Filter-free madman Carl Paladino, New York's Republican gubernatorial candidate, went on television this morning to explain those anti-gay remarks he made to some Jews yesterday. The takeaway: Hey gays? Carl Paladino's your best friend.

GOP dickhead Carl Paladino has prepared a shocking new attack on Andrew Cuomo: He's anti-Semitic!

We already knew Tea Party-backed New York Republican gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino is sort of racist, and definitely a hypocrite. It was only a matter of time before Carl Paladino said a bunch of homophobic stuff. That time is now!

Insane New York Republican gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino broadcast a strange, live fireside chat on TV today. In it, he explained why he tangled with a New York Post reporter last week. He also talked about his opponent's "legendary prowess."

Carl Paladino, the thick-browed dangerous thug who is an alarmingly serious candidate for New York's governorship, now says he might file trespassing charges against the New York Post. The same paper whose editor he threatened, yesterday! Carl Paladino is insane.

Carl Paladino, the loony Republican candidate for Governor of New York, had to be separated from Post reporter Fred Dicker after the two got into a physical altercation. Want to see two middle-aged men get up in each other's business?

New York Republican gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino has already set some kind of record for dirty campaign tactics with his garbage-scented and poop-themed mailers. But now he's gone mud-slinging-crazy, leveling unsubstantiated charges of infidelity against his opponent, Andrew Cuomo.

Another New York governor poll gives Andrew Cuomo a 33-point lead over Carl Paladino, so feel free to ignore this one from yesterday.

Carl Paladino, the perverted old rage-clown who's also "New York's Republican gubernatorial nominee," is rapidly catching up on opponent Andrew "Dandy" Cuomo. A new poll today shows Paladino within six percentage points, 43-49. Everyone get on the Carl Train, now.

New York Republican gubernatorial nominee Carl Paladino, after showing opponent Andrew Cuomo's poopy skin lesions in all their gruesome detail, is now going after Cuomo's "cojones" in an open letter. Does Cuomo even have testicles? Is he even a man?

Racist emailer Carl Paladino, the GOP Tea Party candidate for governor of New York, is running his campaign like a true gentleman. No longer content with bestiality emails and stink-bomb mailers, Paladino has created a Cuomo-in-the-shower flier.

Thank you, New York Republicans, for nominating racist porn e-mailer Carl Paladino as your gubernatorial candidate! Because he's funny. Now, for example, he's sending out "garbage-scented" mailers to 200,000 households — as a metaphor for Albany, see?

Racist Republican candidate for New York governor Carl Paladino spoke to the Times about his "insular" Democratic competitor, Andrew Cuomo, who he's hated since "watching him on the newsreels." Newsreels? He was probably drinking pop and eating Moon Pies, too.