· We thought that there was no new territory to mine in Brokeback Mountain parodies, but Brokeback Squadron, the unforgettable tale of a couple of hotshot pilots' forbidden love, can be our wingman any time.
· The Blowing Smoke blog gets an advance look at The CW's Fall schedule.
· The very brave Brooke Shields risks Tom Cruise's renewed wrath by preparing to bring yet another child into the world.
· Meanwhile in other baby-related news, Meg "America's Sweetheart, Before All The Chilling Plastic Surgery" Ryan gets it all wrong by adopting a Chinese baby. You're supposed to go Cambodian, Meg. Have you learned nothing from Angelina?
· Meanwhile In other Angelina Jolie-related news, Film Stew says Jolie extorted People into giving money to charity in exchange for bump pics.
· ABC's Steve McPherson has the hots for John Stamos, but might lose him to NBC's Kevin Reilly.

• Brooke Shields is pregnant with her second child. At least someone's standing up to Tom Cruise. [Page Six]
• 740 Park author Michael Gross inadvertantly predicts the death of TV Guide heiress Enid Annenberg Haupt. Awesome; we've always wanted our own real-estate focused psychic. [R&M (2nd to last)]
• Lenny Kravitz's shitty toilet allows for the best lede ever: "Th poop has hit a Lenny Kravitz fan." Positively Joycean. [Page Six]
• Producer Lee Daniels (we've never heard of him, either) calls Halle Berry a "lost soul," and claims Hollywood is "Blackywood." [Lowdown]

This post goes out to OT-VIII, better known by his Earthly-monicker of Tom Cruise. Consider yourself on high-alert, Number Eight: The Insider reports that Brooke Shields, the late-night-recording-studio- Paxil-binge-snorting-drug-addict, has just announced that she is pregnant again. And let's be realistic we all know she only gets herself knocked up so she can get her hands on her next fix.

· The Battery at sunset
· Actress Meg Tilly refuses to appear on the cover of Vanity Fair
· Nude, pre-teen Brooke Shields photo scandal.
· Subway map embedded in Soho sidewalk [via TMN]