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• Brooke Shields is pregnant with her second child. At least someone's standing up to Tom Cruise. [Page Six]
• 740 Park author Michael Gross inadvertantly predicts the death of TV Guide heiress Enid Annenberg Haupt. Awesome; we've always wanted our own real-estate focused psychic. [R&M (2nd to last)]
• Lenny Kravitz's shitty toilet allows for the best lede ever: "Th poop has hit a Lenny Kravitz fan." Positively Joycean. [Page Six]
• Producer Lee Daniels (we've never heard of him, either) calls Halle Berry a "lost soul," and claims Hollywood is "Blackywood." [Lowdown]