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This post goes out to OT-VIII, better known by his Earthly-monicker of Tom Cruise. Consider yourself on high-alert, Number Eight: The Insider reports that Brooke Shields, the late-night-recording-studio- Paxil-binge-snorting-drug-addict, has just announced that she is pregnant again. And let's be realistic we all know she only gets herself knocked up so she can get her hands on her next fix.

"The Insider"'s Marc Malkin has confirmed that actress Brooke Shields is pregnant with her second child. She and husband Chris Henchy already have a 2-year-old daughter, Rowan. The baby is due in the spring, Shields' rep tells Malkin. No further details were given.


Back in July, Shields spoke out against comments made by Tom Cruise, in which the megastar criticized her for taking an antidepressant to cope with postpartum depression. Cruise had remarked, during an interview with the "Today" show's Matt Lauer, "There is no such thing as a chemical imbalance" and expressed his disapproval of antidepressants.

In an op-ed column that ran in the New York Times, Shields wrote that Cruise's statements "are a disservice to mothers everywhere. To suggest that I was wrong to take drugs to deal with my depression, and that instead I should have taken vitamins and exercised shows an utter lack of understanding about postpartum depression and childbirth in general," adding, "If any good can come of Mr. Cruise's ridiculous rant, let's hope that it gives much-needed attention to a serious disease."

Mayday! Mayday! All Operating Thetans to Mission Control! Operation "Silent Intervention" is now in effect! Unmarked black van to arrive at precisely oh-six-hundred-hours! Leave no pill bottle unspilled, no womb unexplored, no birth unsilenced! Xenuspeed with you, my brothers.