• Britney Spears' mom's ghostwriter wants to make it clear that Lynne "is not a stage mom." The title of the book is "Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World," and it comes out next Mother's Day, so hi, Mom, that is totally what you're getting. [Gatecrasher, 2nd item]
  

Not content to keep his lecherous conquests to the likes of Nicole Richie, Kristin Cavallari, Lauren Conrad, and the like, "Prince" of Malibu Brody Jenner is whoring himself out for an advertorial on Us Weekly's website for a "lucky" reader to win a date with Brody himself, all by submitting a video resume. Helpfully, he's provided video diaries himself so potential dates can "better get to know what Brody's looking for."

One of the drawbacks to watching MTV's Laguna Beach spinoff The Hills is that you kinda know what's going to happen, because everyone has already reported on it as it occurred in real-time. Like, Lauren's relationship with Nicole Richie's ex Brody Jenner? We know it happens, and also that it ends.