Not content to keep his lecherous conquests to the likes of Nicole Richie, Kristin Cavallari, Lauren Conrad, and the like, "Prince" of Malibu Brody Jenner is whoring himself out for an advertorial on Us Weekly's website for a "lucky" reader to win a date with Brody himself, all by submitting a video resume. Helpfully, he's provided video diaries himself so potential dates can "better get to know what Brody's looking for."

We watched "Would I Date Kristin Cavallari Again?" and found out that "Kristin's a great girl, and that's all I'm going to say about that." Hmm. How about "My Thoughts on Dating Celebrities"? Well, dating celebrities is "a lot of work," but, surprisingly, he would do it again! His "ideal woman": she's got to be athletic and "at least cute."

And that's...it. We predict this guy's got about three minutes to go on his fame allotment; in the meantime, we'll be watching the site for those video submissions. And shuddering all the while.

Win a Date With Brody Jenner [US]

Earlier: Brody Jenner Was Just Doing Nicole Richie For The Flashbulbs