On last Monday's Daily Show, Jon Stewart rebutted the idea that the killing of Mike Brown in Ferguson, Mo. was "an isolated incident" by listing off some of the many, many U.S. police shootings of unarmed black men in recent years. But one of those men, Dante Parker, wasn't actually shot by police.

Bill O’Reilly wants to pummel the mayor of New York City, Bill de Blasio, for demonizing the wealthy. “I want to beat him up,” the Fox News anchor said of Hizzoner. (You can hear the audio above.) O’Reilly revealed his violent wish at a Thursday fundraiser for the Church of Saint Mary, a Catholic parish and K-12 school in the Long Island hamlet of Manhasset. As the Bible says: The rich will inherit the Earth.

After Fox & Friends co-host Brian Kilmeade hit basketball prodigy Titus in the face with a ball and made him cry, it was only right to give little Titus a chance to get even.

The Internet's favorite trick-shot toddler Titus has been making the talk show rounds since his first video went viral earlier this year, demonstrating his incredible basketball skills without incident.

Fox & Friends co-host and celebrated public intellectual Brian Kilmeade could barely catch his breath today, as he shared the hot new rumor about Justin Bieber impregnating a lady.

This morning the clown-wigged sea snakes of Fox & Friends shifted from Christmas to Halloween, discussing some school principals who are waging war on school-time Halloween festivities. The sad outrage of it all!

The chuckling cheeseburgers at Fox & Friends broached the topic of Chaz Bono, who injured his knee on Dancing with the Stars. All three hosts cringe at the mention of Chaz's name.

This morning on Fox News's idiot conspiracy bunker variety hour, the pulsating nerve sacks were talking with veteran soap opera actress Susan Lucci. What were they most curious about? All those soap opera kisses of course! So they asked Susan for a tutorial.

I'm not so sure Jack Tripper's reasoning for rooming with two women was quite the same as what these colleges have in mind. But that's okay Brian, you go pat yourself on the back for knowing some pop culture.

Men are now enduring similar back pains to what women have been suffering for generations all thanks to the growing popularity of the murse. Is it any surprise that we learn Brian Kilmeade is a follower of this questionable trend?

Fox & Friends talked about the newest actor to play Superman in a movie and—gasp—he's a brit! As they delve deeper into this issue they realize that both Batman and Spiderman are played by British actors, too.

At a college football game tomorrow, two teams will be wearing uniforms dedicated to the United States military. Here, Brian Kilmeade exhibits many flaws in his sales pitch. Video inside.

Today at Gawker.TV, South Park gets into hoarding and parodies Inception, Stephen Colbert's tribute to Fox & Friends' Brian Kilmeade, The View argues about GQ's racy Glee photos, and we debate whether or not The Situation is a "grenade" himself.

The Colbert Report has put out another tribute video (despite the week's reruns.) This time, he goes after The Brown-Haired Guy That Isn't Steve Doocy, known to the masses as Fox & Friends' Brian Kilmeade.

On today's Fox & Friends, during a discussion of the View war that erupted yesterday between Bill O'Reilly, Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg, Brian Kilmeade apparently forgot that non-Muslim terrorists exist when he said, "All terrorists are Muslims." Watch inside.

Apparently, Massachusetts eases the blow of a parking ticket by providing instructions for yoga positions that will help the ticketed individual relax. Watch awkwardness ensue after Brian Kilmeade asks Gretchen Carlson if she can put her leg over her head!

Today at Gawker.TV, Glenn Beck says he's the reason America thinks Obama's a Muslim, what's next for Bored to Death and Always Sunny, Louis C.K. finds Osama bin Laden, and a sensitive Brian Kilmeade introduces America to his teddy bear.

The results of a travel study presented Brian Kilmeade an opportunity to show his sensitive side on Fox & Friends this morning. After learning that one in four men travels with a stuffed friend, Kilmeade introduced his best bud.

Rep. Sue Myrick's niche is to constantly worry about Muslims infiltrating and conquering America. In this clip, she outlines a compelling new argument for Total Border Security: a couple of Hezbollah members have crossed the border over the past decade!

While rounding up this morning's news, Brian Kilmeade addressed Lindsay Lohan's upcoming 90-day jail sentence. The real tragedy? No new Herbie the Love Bug sequel.