boners
Is This Guy Sporting a Chubby Next to Sarah Palin or Nah?
Dayna Evans · 04/13/15 11:35AMSarah Palin was in Minnesota this weekend paying a visit to Safari Club International. Thank you to the hunters and conservationists who do great work in promoting our hunting heritage, she says on Facebook. But do Palin's thanks cover this jamoke with what looks like a dumb-big boner? A big thank ya to him, too?
John Boehner Confirms, "It's Boner. Boner."
Jay Hathaway · 02/27/14 01:58PMHouse Speaker John Boner made a Boehner joke on Wednesday after a reporter confused him with Rep. Dave Camp.
Could This Be the First Hard Openly Gay Dick in the NFL?
Jay Hathaway · 02/26/14 04:49PMThe New York Times Has a Really Kooky Boner for Curation Wizard Maria Popova
MTanzer · 12/01/12 02:20PMThat U.S. Olympic Rower's Cock Is Not Giant: A Photoanalysis
John Cook · 08/07/12 12:36PMTo the settle the matter of the Olympic boner that wasn't: First, American rower Henrik Rummel was celebrated for appearing to have a "giant boner" after he won the bronze. Then, on Reddit, he demurred, claiming that the sculpted outline visible through his rower's shorts was actually his flaccid, unerect member. This revelation prompted some august personages—including former Gawker editor Choire Sicha and current Gawker editor A.J. Daulerio—to pronounce Rummel's cock really big, if that's what it looks like during the off-season. This is hogwash. Here's proof that Rummel's cock is just a regular old cock.
Olympic Rower Denies Boner During Medal Ceremony: 'I Swear It's Not Erect'
Max Read · 08/07/12 08:44AMAmerican Rowers: Third Place in Rowing, First in Boners Giant Upright Flaccid Penises [Update]
Taylor Berman · 08/06/12 07:30PMHere's a picture of American rower Henrik Rummel receiving his new bronze medal while sporting a boner. He's the second one from the left, in case you missed the giant erection. All told, U.S. rowers won two bronze medals and one gold. Below is a video of the ceremony. [UPDATE: Rummel claims he was 'not erect.']
Man With Surname of 'Boner' Does Something Newsworthy
Hamilton Nolan · 04/24/12 03:23PMComments of the Day: You All Love Boners
Richard Lawson · 04/20/11 05:45PMBoner-Boosting Condoms Coming Soon
Jeff Neumann · 04/20/11 06:35AMOh, condoms. They're the bane of a horny man's existence, and can sometimes make it hard to keep a raging boner going. They're also pretty necessary. But regulators in Europe are said to be close to approving the very sexy-sounding CSD500 — basically a condom dipped in boner gel Zanifil®, thereby producing some fun results:
This Is Not a Man Having a Boner for Ke$ha
Maureen O'Connor · 03/15/11 05:38PMPolitician Accuses Opponent of 'Big Fat Boners'
Maureen O'Connor · 10/25/10 11:19AMDonald Trump's Distracting Boner Cut Out of Wall Street 2
Brian Moylan · 09/20/10 01:17PMStudy: Boner Pills Lead to More STDs
Jeff Neumann · 07/06/10 05:02AMRJ Berger's Boner is Not Duct Tape Proof
Andrew Tatreau-Sherwood · 06/22/10 10:46AMRJ auditions for the school play—a West Side Story-meets-Twilight mash-up—to get closer to Jenny. RJ is known to have a giant ...muscle, and during the climactic kiss his beastly member unleashes upon the audience. Hilarious humiliation after link.
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Hamilton Nolan · 09/28/09 12:19PMIn Touch Don't Know Brentwood
Richard Lawson · 06/05/09 04:03PMMartin Bashir Tells Crowd About His Boner
Hamilton Nolan · 08/01/08 01:54PMWhen the Asian American Journalists association announced that ABC's Nightline host Martin Bashir would be the keynote speaker at its July 25 Gala, the group's executive director said "We're excited to have Martin this year who is — so to speak —one of our own." It's true, because deep down the cancer-stricken Michael Jackson interviewer Bashir is just like you: A dude who wants to bone all of the women in his general vicinity, and is not afraid to go into detail about the causes of his erection on stage in front of a large crowd: