Floppy-Dicked Haters Kick Erect Man Out of Naked Bike Ride
The World Naked Bike Ride, which is exactly what it sounds like, came to Kent, U.K., over the weekend, and the participants had barely got their kits off before organizers ejected a bloke for popping a stiffy.
The Cambridge News got the story from a shocked witness:
“Everyone was taking their clothes off to get ready for the ride. I heard gasps and I turned around - it was a horrible sight. It’s fair to say he was overexcited and got aroused. It looked like he was enjoying the event a bit too much. One of the organisers went over to him and told him to put his trousers on while speaking on a walkie-talkie to police.”
“The man looked sheepish when he was spoken to by the police.”
Race organizer Barry Freeman confirmed the incident on Facebook, writing “We do not accept this behavior and he was dealt with and removed before the ride started.”
British participants in the World Naked Bike Ride, feel free to leave your trousers at home, but try not to show everyone and the Queen your bloody stonker. Floppy dicks only! Quite.
On your bike then, m8.
[h/t Complex, Photo (from a WNBR in Melbourne) via Getty Images]