Henrik Rummel, the U.S. rower who appeared to be sporting a boner while receiving his bronze medal yesterday, claims that his penis was flaccid during the medal ceremony. Rummel spoke out on the internet's chief boner website, Reddit, which he has previously used to discuss Game of Thrones:

This is me and I swear it's not erect! I don't know why it ended up in that position but there you go.

He also provided a picture to prove his identity. Whoever the lady in the picture is, she looks pretty happy.

[Reddit via @Alex_Ogle]

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