People in Vietnam are trying to get Human Rights status for a chimp. Maybe they should try doing that for some of their own citizens first? [associated content]
It must be great for Midwesterners to come to New York and hear everyone who lives here talking about how the rest of America is dumb and fat and lazy. It's like a European vacation, in English, with way less smoke. [prose before hos]
Sacha Baron Cohen's mustache to join SAG for Freddie Mercury role. [free williamsburg]