• "Find the Outcast" advertising. Thumbs up, N.Y.U. [copyranter]
  • Guess what? Walking around Prague with a cat on a leash doesn't say, "Oh, I'm so funny and quirky," it says, "I'm a crazy asshole who thinks the world is my own personal Romper Room." [firing my editor]
  • A wedding in Madison Square Park catered by Shake Shack sounds great, until you consider that a homeless dude will probably take a poo in his pants right next to your future mother-in-law. [the tomato diaries]