beer
It's Fridayyy: Ditch Your Necktie and Get a Beer for Free From Magical Recycling Bin in London
Maggie Lange · 03/08/13 04:30PMIn order to promote themselves and the free spirit lifestyle, the beer brand Sol ran a marketing campaign that offered commuters an opportunity to win a free beer in exchange for their work tie. After the amused working man drops in his cravat, he will receive a coupon that can be exchanged for a free bottle of beer. But, hey Sol! What about the ladies? Do we chuck in a high heel? Let us know, thank you.
Every Product Is Black Now
Hamilton Nolan · 02/28/13 09:47AM'FU Sandy' Beer to Benefit Sandy Relief
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Americans Are Drinking Beer Again
Hamilton Nolan · 10/03/12 08:41AMFor three long, cold years, the hardworking men and women in the beer industry have had to hang their heads, in the knowledge that we Americans have been buying less, and less, and less beer, ever since 2008. Soda? Sure, we can't get enough of that sweet stuff. But beer? Good old-fashioned mass-produced alcoholic gut-swelling, cirrhosis-inducing beer? We just haven't been interested. Until now.
We Killed Another Dolphin by Loving It Too Much
Caity Weaver · 09/25/12 03:26PMDrunk Bear Family Downs Over 100 Beers During Bear Rager
Louis Peitzman · 08/09/12 10:30PMMom Gives Her Two-Year Old A Sippy Cup Full of Beer, Gets Arrested
Taylor Berman · 07/05/12 11:42PMArizona, the worst state in the country, is such a terrible place that even the two-year olds have turned to drink. When Valerie Marie Topete saw her two-year old son reaching for her pitcher of beer while the two were dining in a pizzeria in Phoenix, she did what any sane mother would do: she filled the toddler's sippy cup with delicious, cold suds. If your child was facing such an obviously awful existence, would you have acted differently? Not me. Well, sure enough some teetotaling, probably concealed-gun toting narc took it upon himself to snitch to the police, who not only arrested Ms. Topete but also had the nerve to take away the tot's beer. Now Topete is being held on suspicion of child abuse. And, from the AP report, "Police didn't know if she has a lawyer." Of course they don't know, because police in Arizona are know-nothing monsters. Anyway, if you guys want to start a Kickstarter to get her out of jail, let's move to the comments.
Bafflingly, Man Chooses Coors Light Over Death
Max Read · 12/05/11 03:12PMFifty-two-year-old Clifton Vial of Nome, Alaska, who does not sound like the sharpest knife in the proverbial psychotic Alaskan woodsman's knife belt, decided to go for a spin in his Toyota Tacoma last week "to see how far a road winding to the north would take him." It took him—and the six-pack of beer he had in the cab—to a snowdrift about 40 miles outside of town, where he became stuck with no supplies. Except for that beer:
Obama Grabs a Beer With New Medal of Honor Recipient
Max Read · 09/14/11 06:55PMYou know when you get into an unfamiliar city for some stupid work thing and you're desperately trying to remember who you know who lives there? That apparently happened with 23-year-old Marine veteran Dakota Meyer, whose "stupid work thing" tomorrow is "being awarded the Medal of Honor." So he did what any self-respecting living Medal of Honor recipient would (there have only been two since Vietnam): He called the president.
Europeans Love Nonalcoholic Beer
Hamilton Nolan · 08/30/11 12:16PMLying Media Wants to Put Germs in Your Baby
Hamilton Nolan · 08/25/11 03:38PMMom Leaves Kid Outside a Bar, in the Rain, to Drink Beer
Lauri Apple · 08/20/11 05:12PMWould You Switch to a Weak Beer if It Was Cheap?
Jeff Neumann · 08/05/11 06:35AMThe high price of a pint of beer in Britain is a pretty hot issue. Through extensive research, we recently concluded that many Britons were switching to cocaine because it's more affordable. Now, to take advantage of new tax breaks, breweries are developing weaker beers — and taste testers seem to like them! The Independent reports on some promising poll results:
Nobody Likes Miller Lite
Hamilton Nolan · 08/03/11 11:10AMThis Robot Prefers Tecate to Bud Light
Max Read · 07/30/11 01:10PMNot all robots are bad! As you can see in the video above, Trossen Robotics' DARwIn-OP has okay taste in beer, even if it can't do anything except kick the can for now. Maybe it will even let you and your fellow humans keep some Tecate in your communal slave refrigerators, after the robot uprising. [via Popular Science]
Britons are Drinking Less Beer Because Cocaine Is So Cheap
Jeff Neumann · 07/26/11 04:29AMThe Telegraph today reports that beer sales in Britain have dropped 9.8 percent between April and June of this year, and the same time last year. That's the biggest dip in sales in 14 years. So, why are beer sales plummeting? The paper assigns blame to the outrageous taxes imposed on brewers, a 35.4 percent rise in duties since March 2008, but it failed to include another factor — cocaine has never been cheaper!
Minnesota Shutdown Blues: No Beer, No Cigarettes, and Poop Everywhere
Jim Newell · 07/13/11 03:19PMThe ongoing Minnesota government shutdown is dragging the state into a new phase of No Fun Whatsoever, due to the shuttered state offices and programs that aren't handling day-to-day matters as usual. Do you Minnesotans like to drink beer or smoke cigarettes or not see poopy everywhere? Then for now, at least, you'll have to pack up your bindles and migrate down Iowa-way.
Drunk Americans Display Patriotism by Buying Foreign Beer
Hamilton Nolan · 05/31/11 10:20AMAs an American, there is no greater service that you can perform for your country than to drink vast quantities of beer. Not pussy foreign "Heineken" or "Corona" beer, the purchase of which amounts to draining the faltering American economy in order to subsidize enemy (non-US) nations. We're talking about real god damn American beer. Budweiser. Miller. The shit that G.I. Joe would drink.