beer

Here Is George Washington's Beer Recipe

Max Read · 05/04/11 10:48PM

Feeling patriotic? Stop drinking that sickening imported swill right now, and brew the most American beer of all time: George Washington's beer, made from a recipe he wrote in his Notebook as a Virginia Colonel.

Republican Negotiating Strategy Revealed

Max Read · 04/09/11 12:16PM

A congressional staff member sent us this snapshot from outside Rep. Sam Graves' (R - Mo.) office, taken around 10:15 p.m. as Congress wrapped up the final budget compromise. Note that we are not—absolutely not!—implying that Republican staffers were drunk during the up-to-the-wire negotiations! Just reckless and crazy and dangerously ignorant. Okay, and maybe a little drunk. Here's the full-sized photo; we've got an email with with Rep. Graves' office and will let you know if we hear back. (Hey! At least they're recycling, right?)

David Arquette: 'I Had My First Drink At the Age of Four'

Maureen O'Connor · 02/24/11 12:07PM

David Arquette gave his first post-rehab interview to Oprah, and it turns out he was a beer-swilling smoking baby. Arquette describes the scene of his intervention ("I go, what up, turkeys?") and says he had his first drink at the age of four, began "seriously drinking" at 12, and stole pot from his father at the age of 8.

Russians Finally Admit Beer Is Alcohol

Max Read · 02/24/11 03:27AM

The Russian government, which has long called beer a "foodstuff," will now classify the beverage as, you know, alcohol, as part of a campaign against alcoholism and underage drinking. People drinking excessively? In Russia!? Believe it or not! "Many ordinary Russians," The Daily Telegraph tells us, "regard beer as a soft drink. It is not uncommon to see men swigging a can of beer on their way to work." Ah, yes, but what they don't tell you is that those men are professional beer-tasters.

Scientists Brewing 200-Year-Old Shipwreck Beer

Max Read · 02/09/11 03:38AM

Being a professional beer-taster probably sounds like a pretty good job, until you are asked to taste samples of 200-year-old beer found in a Baltic Sea shipwreck. The tasters who were asked to do so recently, on behalf of researchers in the Åland Islands (an autonomous region of Finland), said that the beer, found in a shipwreck dating back to the early part of the 19th century, "did taste very old... with some burnt notes," not to mention "quite acidic."

The Octopus and the Beer Bottle

Marisa Gladstone · 02/01/11 10:53AM

This octopus takes some tips from Spongebob Squarepants and makes a beer bottle at the bottom of the sea his home.

The Future of Bars: Ordering Your Drinks Using a Touch Screen

Lauren Soroken · 01/24/11 11:56AM

This touch screen bar being tested in Hong Kong uses tags on the bottom of beer bottles to relay information about the beer, suggests similar beers, and most importantly allows you to order more drinks without a bartender.

Bear Adheres to a Strict Two Beer Minimum

Preksha Kumar · 01/18/11 02:00PM

This video was taken in Bosnia where a restaurant owner lets people buy non-alcoholic beer for the bear. To be fair, we'd also need a drink if we were locked up in a cage like that.

Watch a Machine Fill Cups of Beer From the Bottom

Matt Cherette · 12/24/10 05:01PM

Uh, holy crap. That's all I have to say about this video, which depicts a concession stand worker using a machine to fill up cups of beer from the bottom. That's right—the beer comes in THROUGH THE BOTTOM.

Mad Hatter Literally Crashes Beer Pong Party

Christopher Han · 11/04/10 11:14AM

Don't see the Mad Hatter in the picture yet? You will soon. He's going to have to reimburse his friends $11.50 for red solo cups and beer. Also featured: a poorly-constructed beer pong table.

These Are the Beers That Won't Make You Fat

Brian Moylan · 10/20/10 12:08PM

For anyone who wants to have a few drinks without getting too messed up, beer is always a good choice. But the calories! And the beer belly! Fret no more. Here are the healthiest brews. The winner will surprise you.