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Lazy Incompetents Can Now Murder Animals, People from a Mile Away

Taylor Berman · 09/25/13 04:20PM

Too lazy to spend years learning how to kill beautiful animals from nearly a mile away? Or are you merely rich and incompetent, with a desire to shoot something to death from a far distance? Maybe both? If so, great news! For just $27,500, you can buy a rifle that—with only 30 minutes of instruction—will transform you from a novice to an expert marksman capable of hitting a target 1,200 yards away.

Bank Customer Arrested for Warning Teller About a Man with a Gun

Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/18/13 01:38PM

A bank customer who spotted a man with a concealed weapon inside a TD Bank branch in Glastonbury, Connecticut, thought he was doing the right thing by bringing the bank staff's attention to a potential robbery in progress.

Robber Picks the Absolute Worst Liquor Store Clerk to Hold Up

Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/04/13 10:47AM

Of all the liquor stores, in all the towns, in all the world, this robber had to walk into one that employs a 30-year military vet who did four tours in Iraq and worked as a prison guard, a private eye, and a bounty hunter.