Not that there's a particularly intelligent reason to get the face of a person you've never met tattooed on your butt, but even as crappy reasons go, this one is truly asinine.

It all started when Joey Jordan came across an ongoing art project called Selfless Portraits.

The project itself it kinda neat: "Strangers across the world drawing each other's Facebook profile pics."

Inspired, Jordan decided to contribute to the project, but not by, say, drawing a strangers Facebook profile pic.

No, Jordan decided to have someone else draw a stranger's Facebook profile pic. Permanently. On his butt.

"Not only did I want to be a part of this movement that's happening, but I wanted to be an important part," Jordan inexplicably explains in a short NSFW video documenting the process of getting a completely random person's face etched forever on his ass-skin.

"Feeling connected, not only to your friends and your community, but to people on the other side of the world is something that is so important," he continues. "Once in a while I can catch a glimpse of my ass in the mirror, I'm gonna remember 'hey, there's Amarildo! Here's this thing I did."

[H/T: Uproxx]