Aisikaier, a sixth-generation tightrope walker, is lucky to be alive after taking a nasty 130-foot tumble during a stunt performed yesterday over a ravine in central China.

@NeedADebitCard is a single-serving Twitter account that aims to convey one very important message: "Please quit posting pictures of your debit cards, people."

CCTV footage from a gas station in the Melbourne suburb of Thomastown shows a blockheaded patron flicking his lighter near the pump, causing gas vapors to ignite and nearly torch his car.

A 17-year-old California kid got his arm stuck inside a vending machine while attempting to lift a soda can through the receiving slot.

The outrage du jour concerns a just-unveiled EU Commission campaign aimed at getting girls interested in science.

A 21-year-old facing jail time for assaulting his friend's father blew his case after posting a public message to a friend on Facebook telling him he thinks he'll "get away with it."

Vitaly Zdorovetskiy of "How to Pick Up Girls!" fame decided to hitch his prank-wagon to the resurrected zombie meme and run around the streets of Miami dressed as a brain-crazed ghoul.

In an effort to promote his singing career, a pool attendant from Rio de Janeiro covered himself in a coat of green paint, and masqueraded around his favela as the Hulk. But when it came time to resume his human form, Paulo Henrique dos Santos was shocked to find that the paint would not wash off.

After a police raid on his Hampshire apartment yielded a significant amount of drugs, guns, cash, and other paraphernalia, 19-year-old Ayub Hagos of south-east London insisted the loot wasn't his.

According to the uploader of this laundromat security footage, the Mensa rejects in the video sought to scare their toddler by putting him inside one of the washing machines. It worked: Once the door was shut, the machine's auto-lock system kicked in, and the child began to tumble helplessly inside.

Babies are about to get some stiff competition for worst thing to be seated next to on a long flight.

A teenager in Texas told the cops he was just kidding when he walked into the Wilmer Police Department last week and told an officer to hand over his money.

A Florida teacher is in serious trouble after photos taken in her class appeared to show her placing an Elizabethan collar on students allegedly caught misbehaving.

Steven J. Fiorella, a University of Iowa student from Chicago, was busted just past midnight on Monday trying to con his way into Iowa City's Union Bar with a stolen ID.

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Popchips today launched a new ad campaign co-developed by and starring their newly elected "president of pop" Ashton Kutcher as five different lovelorn men looking for that special someone with the aid of a dating video from "World Wide Lovers."

The best/worst grandparents of all time took their granddaughter (not pictured) on a joy ride she won't soon forget. Paul and Belinda Berloni used dog leashes to tie their granddaughter's Hot Wheels car to their SUV's trailer hitch, then proceeded to drive her around. Also, Paul was drunk and driving without a license, because he had his revoked 10 years ago for a DUI.

Two teenage girls who were sunbathing in the middle of a rural road in Beaver County, Pennsylvania, were hit by a car after falling asleep.

A scuffle between an Oklahoma Highway Patrol trooper and a fugitive ended Friday morning when the latter's portable meth lab exploded in his pants.

A controversial breatharianism documentary appears to have played a role in the untimely demise of a Swiss woman who starved to death while attempting a sunlight-only diet.