On The Rachel Zoe Project, drama unfolded when a Versace dress went missing a days before the Golden Globes. However, the real story was with Rachel and her husband's baby fascination. She even said "when I'm pregnant", not "if"!

A road rage incident flared up Saturday as two cars were leaving the Fayette County Fair in Pennsylvania, prompting one driver to grab her kid's dirty diaper and smear it across the back window of her adversary's car. Classy! [AP]

Elizabeth Comeau (formerly Elizabeth Carr), America's first test-tube baby, just gave birth to her very own baby, which she got "the normal way," ahem. Comeau's never suffered any negative health effects, except growing up to be a journalist. [Boston Globe]

A couple was arrested after the bodies of eight newborn babies were uncovered in France, some buried in the garden of a home that was recently sold. The case is the latest in a string of similar crimes in France.

One, two, three: ZOMG SO CUTE CAN'T HANDLE THE CUTENESS AHHHHHH! Now that we have that out of the way, why don't you come inside and watch this adorable video of a baby eating a watermelon... while inside said watermelon.

Incredibly vain parents are actually buying Huggies horrible denim diapers, so much so the brand regained the market share they recently lost to Pampers. This can only mean one thing: diaper war.

It's not Friday yet, but I'm pretty sure this is the most startling headline of the week: "Nigerian man arrested with bags carrying 70 dead babies." Apparently a hospital in Lagos, Nigeria was dodging burial fees. [BBC, image via]

This father's lesson to his child on high-fiving gets crashed by their dog. Who knew dogs were such good teachers?

Not willing to let Huggies corner the market on fashionable disposable garments for children to shit in, Pampers is introducing a collaboration with designer Cynthia Rowley. The diapers will come in a ruffle print and madras. God, madras! Really?

These are babies. They are in love. They are adorable. That is all.

Congressman Louis Gohmert (R - TX, of course), who compared Obama to Hitler last week, has uncovered a devious plot: Pregnant terrorists, immigrating to the U.S. and having American-citizen-terrorist babies. Louie Gohmert: Voting on laws that affect you every day!

In our attempt to defame each of America's fifty states (we've already insulted New Jersey and Michigan), we turn today to Florida, where incredibly dumb things frequently happen. Like dogs running over humans and babies getting caught smoking weed.

First they said that strollers are unsafe. Then they said that baby slings are unsafe. Then they said some brands of cribs were unsafe. Now: all the rest of the cribs are unsafe.

Are men capable of dealing with a child's poop? Despite strong warnings from wise men that only women have the inborn baby poop-handling gene, Pampers is now trying to pawn off its dirty product on fathers. They're not doing well.

This Brazilian baby may be the most talented infant ever to grace YouTube's "dancing baby" genre. I'm not sure how he has so many moves, or why his balance is so good. Perhaps he's a prodigy of dance?

Dancing babies, aren't they the greatest? This kid takes it to a new level, complete with table top groovy hip shaking and Elvis style finger pointing. All set to salsa music. Sweet dance moves? Check. Potty Training? Pending.

Everyone's favorite chain smoking two-year-old Indonesian baby, Ardi Rizal, has cut his habit down to 15 cigarettes a day. A child welfare official said the cutback is due to "therapy focused on playing." [The Sun]

New York Times writer Alex Kuczynski is spouting her usual nonsense. She hates denim-printed Huggies and is sick of parents dressing babies like adults. Her solution? Using the fashion diapers to dress her own baby up like an adult. Huh?

The Internet is full of parody videos of Lady Gaga's "Telephone," but there wasn't one starring a baby. Until now! Watch as this diva-in-training galavants around with a gaggle of dancers—and even her own similarly aged love interest.

Bill Clinton rescued Laura Ling from North Korean imprisonment; now, Laura Ling is naming her baby after Bill Clinton. He's not the dad. Okay? Seriously. We knew this was coming as soon as we saw this picture, though. [Pic: AP]