Texas Congressman Describes Terrorist Babies Plot, Inadvertently Argues Against Democracy

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Max Read

06/27/10 11:50PM

Filed to: Babies

Congressman Louis Gohmert (R - TX, of course), who compared Obama to Hitler last week, has uncovered a devious plot: Pregnant terrorists, immigrating to the U.S. and having American-citizen-terrorist babies. Louie Gohmert: Voting on laws that affect you every day!

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shanana Max Read 06/28/10 02:07AM

I am the child of brown (Muslim!) immigrants and I'm married to a US Army green beret. I have sex with someone who fights terrorism*.

Would this make his head explode?

*In the looser sense, in that this war is bullshit, we voted for Obama etc.

shanana shanana 06/28/10 02:07AM

@Koalia: Sex that would be legal even in Texas!

Tyrant Biggles shanana 06/28/10 03:32AM

@Koalia: You voted for Obama? Well, I guess that proves louie's case, now doesn't it?

shanana Tyrant Biggles 06/28/10 03:46AM

@onebadclam: My parents' master plan has just become clear to me...

MrsTelsa shanana 06/28/10 06:29AM

@Koalia: I know I saw a "movie" with that exact plot.

hilikusopus Max Read 06/28/10 11:18AM

I'll make a deal with you Mr. Gohmert: if we make English the official language of the US and curtail ESL programs in schools, then we make Southern slow drawl talk illegal, and Northern talk the official dialect of Real America.

WhiteMan'sBourbon Max Read 06/28/10 10:02AM

Them terrorists are tryin' to destroy our way of laaaaf, so we should beat 'em by destroying it faaaarst.

anonymousryan Max Read 06/28/10 01:33AM

How much does Louis Gohmert usually pay for babies?

Sargasm anonymousryan 06/28/10 03:12AM

@anonymousryan: $25, at WalMart.

pmoss anonymousryan 06/28/10 09:13AM

@anonymousryan: It's LOUIE Gohmert — at least spell his name right.

And depending what the babies are for, sometimes he waits till the lil brown ones are discounted and he buys them by the pallet.

Great for plinking on the back fence.