When a group of Dutch Embassy guys allegedly tried to leave Arthur's Tavern in Greenwich Village without paying a $315 tab, NYPD officers intervened and a brawl ensued, resulting in a chipped tooth, a broken finger and bruises. And arrests!

Country singer Willie Nelson was arrested yesterday by Border Patrol agents in Texas after they caught a whiff of marijuana coming from his tour bus. Nelson admitted the six ounces of weed were his and posted a $2,500 bond.

New Jersey Rep. Steve Rothman has fired his chief of staff, Robert Decheine, who was arrested as part of a sex sting last week. He was allegedly soliciting sex from an undercover cop posing as a 15-year-old girl.

A Stockholm court has issued a warrant for Wikileaks founder Julian Assange's arrest, just to ask him some questions about those mysterious rape charges. Assange's only recourse now is to... simply not go to Sweden, of course! That's easy enough.

Former Survivor and Pimp My Ride producer Bruce Beresford-Redman was arrested by U.S. Marshals last night outside his California home in connection to the April murder of his wife, Monica Beresford-Redman, in Cancun, Mexico. He denies the charge. [Hollywood Reporter]

Have you ever thought to yourself, "Do I have any outstanding arrest warrants?" Yeah, same here. A four-day event last week in New Jersey called "Fugitive Safe Surrender" allowed minor offenders to turn themselves in. 3,901 people showed up.

The suspect in the Manhattan diner murder, Earle Barranco, was arrested in a VIP booth at a Charlotte Bobcats game.

Rapper Gucci Mane was arrested yesterday in Atlanta after an off-duty cop saw him driving recklessly in a white Hummer. Police later found Gucci yelling at someone in a parking lot, tried to subdue him, then pepper sprayed him.

Yemeni security officials have arrested a woman in connection with the cargo plane bomb plot.

The FBI has arrested a Virginia man who was plotting to bomb multiple Washington, D.C.-area Metro stops.

Actor/squatter Randy Quaid and his wife, Evi, are seeking refugee status in Canada. Evi told the CBC, "We feel our lives are in danger," and referenced "murdered" actors Heath Ledger and David Carradine, who were friends with Randy.

An eleventh suspect's been arrested in the Bronx gay torture case. Lawyers for several of the suspects say they're innocent.

A tenth suspect's been arrested in the horrific Bronx gay-bashing case. Carl Paladino is still at large.

The ninth suspect in the awful Bronx torture case, Ruddy Vargas-Perez, is in police custody.

Indonesian Playboy publisher Erwin Arnada, who was sentenced to two years in jail for public indecency, turned himself in to authorities after he was due to surrender in August. All this trouble and the magazine didn't even show boobs.

Iran says it has arrested an unknown number of suspects connected to the 'stuxnet' computer worm.

UPDATE: Tevfik Arif's lawyer has informed us that:

Police in Wyoming, responding to a domestic violence call, found the man they were looking for, Brian Mattert covered in paint. He warned police that a taser shock and water-based paint together would kill him. So they tased him.

In yet another video from Taiwan's Next Media Animation, Paris Hilton's gift for getting off easy on drug charges is examined through CGI. In it, Paris sells out her friends and sniffs Comet while cleaning a toilet for community service.

Lindsay Lohan failed a drug test for cocaine and now TMZ reports she failed a second test, this time for amphetamines. Possibly it was due to her Adderall prescription. Update: An arrest warrant has been issued for LiLo.