animals
Macaque vs. 8-Year-Old, Part 2: Monkey Struck First
Seth Abramovitch · 08/18/11 10:09PMMacaque Attacks Little Girl in Wal-Mart Parking Lot
Seth Abramovitch · 08/17/11 10:36PMLook at Charlie the macaque up there. Doesn't he look terrified? Confused? Distraught? He should be. That sweet-looking little girl, 8-year-old Tayce Nickel, has all but administered the lethal injection that will stop the rapid beating of his tiny, simian heart. In return, he probably gave her herpes.
Did These Hospital Employees Really Trap a Live Chupacabra?
Matt Cherette · 08/17/11 09:35PMIf you veer just outside Washington, DC, you'll find Cheverly, Maryland's Prince George's Hospital Center. And if you veer into the woods just outside the hospital's doors, you'll find... a chupacabra?
Florida Couple Breaks U.S. Cat Hoarding Records
Seth Abramovitch · 08/17/11 01:18AMPolice raided Florida's Haven Acres Cat Sanctuary (population: 692 fewer cats than they had before), and in doing so uncovered "the biggest case of cat hoarding the Humane Society of the United States has ever participated in." The proprietors of said kitty slum, Pennie and Steven Lefkowitz, are each facing 47 counts of animal cruelty, which includes one for a neglected rooster. All charges are third-degree felonies.
Legendary Killer Bull Takes Another Man's Life
Jeff Neumann · 08/15/11 03:32AMDog Theft Is Increasing
Lauri Apple · 08/14/11 05:16PMCow's Run for Freedom Amusing to Everyone Except Cow
Hamilton Nolan · 08/12/11 08:10AMLook at this cow making a break for it! This cow ran away from a slaughterhouse in Queens on Wednesday! This cow is running down a street called "Liberty Avenue," no joke! Run, cow, run!
Doggie Day Cares Are the New Private Preschools
Hamilton Nolan · 08/11/11 01:28PMCollapsing for 10 Minutes Perfectly Normal Elephant Behavior, Says Circus
Seth Abramovitch · 08/10/11 09:49PMSarah — a 54-year-old Asian elephant performer in the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus with a known history of poor health — was filmed by animal rights activists collapsing onto her side as she boarded her boxcar after a performance in Anaheim, Ca.
Mysterious Flying Creature Grounds Flight
Brian Moylan · 08/09/11 01:09PMGet Ready for the Stink Bug Plague!
Lauri Apple · 08/07/11 11:28PMMan Has Sex With Cat Before Throwing It Out Window
Max Read · 08/06/11 11:55AMThe Time Rupert Murdoch Saw a Freaking Peacock
Hamilton Nolan · 08/05/11 01:59PMRunaway Peacock Returns to Central Park Zoo
Maureen O'Connor · 08/03/11 12:48PMThe runaway peacock that flew the coop at the Central Park Zoo in favor of a windowsill at a co-op in the Upper East Side returned home on its own volition this morning, zoo officials say. Now it's back at its boring small-time roost, hanging out with the boring small-time peacock friends it grew up with, smoking cigarettes and sighing about how the other peacocks just don't understand what it's like to be young and free in New York. [WNYC, image via AnimalNY]
Horrible Rat Maims Predators With Poison Hair
Max Read · 08/02/11 11:18PMPeacock Escapes Central Park Zoo for Upper East Side Co-Op
Maureen O'Connor · 08/02/11 05:09PMWill this plague of zoo animal escapes never end? Animal New York reports that a peacock has escaped from the Central Park Zoo, and is hanging out in a windowsill at the corner of Fifth Avenue and 65th Street. City Room notes that apartments in the building have been up for sale for as much as $24 million. I wouldn't give that up for the zoo, either. [AnimalNY, City Room, image via AnimalNY]
Krazy Fish Only Ate Kit Kats!
Hamilton Nolan · 08/02/11 08:07AMYou think the world is a boring and cruel place and then one day you wake up on an absolutely normal morning and you look on the internet and there is a story about a Gourami fish who was living on a diet of nothing but chocolate. A fish named Gary! Why isn't Gary eating his grapes at the aquarium like a normal Gourami?