alcohol
Woman Gets Wasted, Gropes Flight Attendant on Virgin Airways
Seth Abramovitch · 09/15/11 10:00PM25-year-old Katherine Goldberg is in a bit of a pickle, it would seem, after getting a little hammered on a Virgin Airways flight from South Africa to London. Well, "a little" might be underplaying it. Goldberg, who works in education, consumed "50 centilitres" — or about a pint — of whisky on the flight, the Telegraph reports. But she hadn't yet broken any laws.
Bar, Site of Alleged Rape, Hosts 'Underwear Amnesty' Party
Lauri Apple · 09/03/11 06:46PMA Dublin bar has begun hosting Friday-night "Underwear Amnesty" parties at which patrons can trade in their underpants for "free" alcoholic beverages. Great idea, right? Not according to the many people who say it's "insensitive," given that a rape allegedly occurred at the bar only a few months ago.
Europeans Love Nonalcoholic Beer
Hamilton Nolan · 08/30/11 12:16PMDrown Your Sorrows in 9/11 Memorial Wine
Adrian Chen · 08/19/11 03:04PMYoung Mom Gets Two DUI's in Three Hours
Maureen O'Connor · 08/18/11 05:20PMWoman Facing a Decade in Prison for Stealing One Can of Crappy Beer
Lauri Apple · 08/13/11 02:16PMCaptain Morgan's Pirate Ship Found
Lauri Apple · 08/07/11 09:29PMWould You Switch to a Weak Beer if It Was Cheap?
Jeff Neumann · 08/05/11 06:35AMThe high price of a pint of beer in Britain is a pretty hot issue. Through extensive research, we recently concluded that many Britons were switching to cocaine because it's more affordable. Now, to take advantage of new tax breaks, breweries are developing weaker beers — and taste testers seem to like them! The Independent reports on some promising poll results:
Nobody Likes Miller Lite
Hamilton Nolan · 08/03/11 11:10AMThis Robot Prefers Tecate to Bud Light
Max Read · 07/30/11 01:10PMNot all robots are bad! As you can see in the video above, Trossen Robotics' DARwIn-OP has okay taste in beer, even if it can't do anything except kick the can for now. Maybe it will even let you and your fellow humans keep some Tecate in your communal slave refrigerators, after the robot uprising. [via Popular Science]
Winehouse Family Blames Alcohol Withdrawal for Her Death
Richard Lawson · 07/28/11 03:23PMComment of the Day: What Counts As Binge Drinking?
Richard Lawson · 07/21/11 06:20PMBeer Is Now Officially Alcoholic In Russia
Adrian Chen · 07/21/11 03:53PMStudy: Americans Pretty Wasted
Hamilton Nolan · 07/21/11 11:42AMMinnesota Shutdown Blues: No Beer, No Cigarettes, and Poop Everywhere
Jim Newell · 07/13/11 03:19PMThe ongoing Minnesota government shutdown is dragging the state into a new phase of No Fun Whatsoever, due to the shuttered state offices and programs that aren't handling day-to-day matters as usual. Do you Minnesotans like to drink beer or smoke cigarettes or not see poopy everywhere? Then for now, at least, you'll have to pack up your bindles and migrate down Iowa-way.
Snooki Is Humping Potted Plants Now
Matt Cherette · 07/07/11 04:28AMHere's a video that TMZ obtained of a drunk-as-hell Snooki dancing with/humping a giant potted plant outside of a bar last Saturday in Seaside Heights, where she and the rest of the Jersey Shore cast are currently filming the show's fifth season. So yeah, do with it what you will, I guess? [via TMZ]
Get Drunk With Ohio Legislators at New Statehouse Bar—If You Can Get in
Lauri Apple · 07/02/11 12:52PMLegislatin' and all-purpose politickin' is hard work, which is why liquor can sometimes become a valuable tool in a stressed-out lawmaker's relaxation repertoire. They understand this in Ohio, where people are boozing more than ever—and where the state Capitol building will soon feature a full-scale bar.
'Fast Drunks' Coming to Drive-Thru Near You
Hamilton Nolan · 07/01/11 02:34PMOur nation's fast food outlets are all in that "teenage phase" right now, in which they all try to "find themselves" by trying on various new identities. Denny's is a "diner. Panera is a hippie haven. Everywhere else is now a "cafe." The only thing that our nation's fast food outlets can all agree on: they need more drunk people on their premises.
Lindsay Lohan's Most Conservative Court Outfit Includes Visible Bra
Maureen O'Connor · 06/23/11 01:14PMAfter testing positive for alcohol use during her house arrest following a neverending string of DUIs, probation violations, and an uncontested theft, Lindsay Lohan arrived in court today wearing her most conservative outfit yet: A blue striped button-down and black dress pants. But her bra showed anyway, in the gap between buttons. Modest clothes strain to fly off her body, like misaligned magnets repelling each other.