25-year-old Katherine Goldberg is in a bit of a pickle, it would seem, after getting a little hammered on a Virgin Airways flight from South Africa to London. Well, "a little" might be underplaying it. Goldberg, who works in education, consumed "50 centilitres" — or about a pint — of whisky on the flight, the Telegraph reports. But she hadn't yet broken any laws.

That would soon change, however:

Stella Waata, prosecuting, said: "She proceeded to sexually assault one of the crew members by demanding to have sex with him and grabbing his penis and crotch area."

I'm not sure what's most tragic here: The public humiliation of the arrest and hearings that followed, or the way that some girls just can't help throwing themselves at completely unavailable men. [Telegraph.co.uk, screengrab via Telegraph.co.uk]