[Activists gathered in Washington today for the annual "March for Life" rally. Grown men dressed as George Washington and Captain America are the last people who should be telling women what to do with their bodies. Image via Getty]

Remember Rick Santorum, former top social conservative senator from Pennsylvania? Well, he's probably running for president. And he just can't stand Barack Obama's position on abortion, which is "almost remarkable for a black man" to have.

King apparently asks this difficult adult question to students K-12, just in case any of those five-year-olds are considering baby murder anytime soon. And if one of them responds with the typical psychobabble about "trimesters," he compares abortion to the similarly sunny issue of school shootings:

New Jersey this week approved the sale of anti-abortion group The Children First Foundation's "Choose Life" license plates after a 7-year legal battle. The state bowed to the group to avoid racking up more legal fees. None have been sold.

The Arnolds are having a baby. Unless the public votes to have the child aborted. Meet the couple behind Birthornot.com, where "you can vote and choose whether we abort or keep our unborn child."

An anti-abortion pastor was found guilty and sentenced to two years probation yesterday for stalking North Carolina doctors who perform abortions, The Charlotte Observer reports.

What experience made you all pro-life? For beloved former President George W. Bush, it was that time his mama had a miscarriage and showed him the jarred fetus. From then on, Bush knew that he must protect America's fetuses, forever.

Aaron Gouveia and his wife recently visited a Massachusetts clinic to abort their unborn baby, who had a congenital deformity/no chance of survival. While there, they were accosted by anti-abortion protesters. Gouveia then turned the tables on them. Watch inside.

The abortion debate has devolved to the zygote version of a LOLCat. A lady got an ultrasound, and her unborn child looked like it was smiling. Thus, "a baby can experience feelings such as happiness" earlier than previously thought.

Wow, just a really awful metaphor choice here from insane crazy person Sharron Angle, Harry Reid's Senate opponent. She believes girls raped by their fathers shouldn't be able to have abortions; instead, they should turn "lemon situation[s] into lemonade."

Sen. David Vitter has clarified his denial that a recently fired aide, who'd remained on staff for two years after being arrested for knifing his girlfriend, handled "women's issues." Apparently, he handled things like abortion, which is unrelated to women.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D - NV) is fighting a tough re-election campaign against former Nevada Assemblywoman Sharron Angle. "Tough," partly because he has high unfavorables. And partly because Sharron Angle keeps doing things like encouraging his assassination.

Florida's newly independent Senate candidate, Gov. Charlie Crist, feels so liberated from Republicanism nowadays! Today he vetoed a bill requiring "women seeking an abortion to get an ultrasound, and to listen to a doctor give a description of the fetus."

Former First Lady Laura "American Wife" Bush was promoting her book on Larry King's basement radio program last night and confessed to supporting choice and, sheepishly, gay marriage. She disagreed with George on these points, but they never fought. Aw.

Anti-abortion activist Scott Roeder, who killed Dr. George Tiller in Kansas, will likely die in prison: He was given a life sentence and will be eligible for parole in 50 years. Good! Also, commenters? Prison rape jokes are boring. [NYT]

We are just now learning how close the nation came to an abortion disaster in 2002, when Planned Parenthood terrorists plotted against the Salt Lake City Olympics. Thankfully, the Pentagon and FBI were collecting intelligence on the pro-choice threat.

Good news, culture warriors: a woman is live-Tweeting her abortion. Trending topic, guys!

CBS is waiting to come to a decision about whether or not to air a graphic ad for gay dating site Mancrunch. After allowing Tim Tebow's spot dissing abortion how can they say no?

Future NFL bust Tim Tebow will appear in an anti-abortion Super Bowl ad.

The abortion issue will probably be at the center of attempts to finalize and sign the healthcare bill, if Senators like Ben Nelson are involved. People will be bandying the phrase 'pro-life' around to refer to anti-abortionists. They should stop.