Last month, customs agents at JFK International Airport discovered more than seven pounds of cocaine stuffed inside three large chunks of frozen goat meat, which were packed in a passenger's luggage.

An Irish farmer claims to have accidentally bred an unusual sheep-goat hybrid, commonly known by the much cuter name "geep."

I want to bring my dog everywhere. I want to enroll my dog in service-dog training so he can enter stores, restaurants or airplane cabins alongside me, as those venues are typically reserved for "Service Dogs Only." While I don't have any physical or mental issues that necessitate a service dog, the training requirements would be met and dog would pose no harm to anyone. Is this okay?

Peaches Geldof, model and daughter of singer and Irish icon Bob Geldof, has died at age 25, the BBC reports. Police are treating her death as "unexplained and sudden."

An examination of 400 private equity firms by government regulators found that "more than half... charged unjustified fees and expenses" to companies they own. If you've seen the Goodfellas scene where they suck the business dry then burn it down, you understand what's happening here.

A Department of Defense study released earlier this year found that drone operators experience the same levels of stress as combat pilots in manned aircraft. Although they're separated by thousands of miles from the casualties they cause, the job of a drone pilot still requires whatever internal reckoning it takes to fire at a human target.

Game of Thrones is back, and with it dragons and beheadings and breasts and many, many characters you don't remember. We've broken it down and annotated it to help you. (And we want your help too.)

An Oregon man was arrested for a DUI after driving onto the sidewalk, hitting a parked car, and then attacking his girlfriend when she tried to take the keys.

Later this month, Northwestern University football players will vote on whether to form a union. Their coach is against it. The head of the NCAA is against it. Those are two great reasons for the players to vote "yes."

Bedroom photos of singer and former Disney Channel star Demi Lovato and ex-boyfriend Fez From That '70s Show leaked online over the weekend, including one alleged topless shot. The photos with Wilmer Valderrama look likely to be real—and they're not particularly racy—but the only nude shot in the whole bunch sticks out as a possible fake.

Britain's Prince William, with Maori Elder Lewis Moeau, picks up a challenge made by a Maori warrior at the official welcome ceremony for William and his wife Kate in Wellington, New Zealand, on Monday. Image via SNPA, Ross Setford/AP.

Saturday night, a woman woke in the middle of the night to loud banging sounds coming from the first floor of her North Reading, Massachusetts home. Fearing a burglar, the woman called police, who arrived and discovered the culprit—a female wood duck—after searching the house.

In this astounding clip from last night's Lindsay, the titular ne'er-do-well bristles when her life coach brings up sobriety. (I will never tire of reminding people that said life coach, AJ Johnson, played Sharane in House Party.) In fact, Lohan is pissed that Johnson is bringing this up on camera, saying, "This is something I don't feel comfortable discussing on camera, and I thought you, as my friend, of all people would tell me in private." And then she reiterates: "I'm just a little bit offended at the fact that we've had a personal relationship off camera, and it's something that you're throwing at me on camera. I would have appreciated you saying it to me one-on-one first."

Spy agency mouthpiece Michael Hayden yesterday criticized Sen. Dianne Feinstein for showing "deep, emotional feeling" about the Senate's report on the CIA's torture program. Michael Hayden is really something (a torture apologist).

If you want a photo with President Obama, you'll have to get someone else to take it. After some recent high-profile photos, the White House is officially reining in the Twitpic-er-in-Chief.

This letter to the editor in The Des Moines Register explains it all:

If you live in New York City and smelled smoke this morning, don't worry, your building probably isn't on fire: Late Sunday and early Monday, smoke from a forest fire in New Jersey wafted into parts of Manhattan, Staten Island, and Brooklyn

This week, Arlington, Texas will get the thing it most desperately needs: a new greasy fast food chicken restaurant. But this greasy fast food chicken restaurant marks the launch of a greasy fast food chicken restaurant war.

Mickey Rooney, the legendary actor who starred in more than 200 movies, died on Sunday. He was 93.

An annual party in a Southern California college town turned into a riot when members of the 15,000-person crowd began throwing bricks at police officers, lighting fires, and apparently stabbing each other.