In her first public address since the Sewol ferry sank off the southern coast of South Korea last month, South Korean President Park Geun-hye vowed to disband the country's coast guard, whose poor oversight has been blamed for the incident's high death toll. From the Associated Press:

Legendary cinematographer Gordon Willis, best known for his work on the Godfather trilogy, All the President's Men, and Annie Hall, has died. He was 82.

For four minutes, Michael Jackson sang and danced at the Billboard Music Awards Sunday night in a strange computer-generated fever dream of a live performance.

Brad Pitt and Matthew McConaughey may have been separated by a busy street, but they still found a way to share the party.

A professional surfer and model is being held on a million dollar bail after she allegedly tried to kill an elderly woman in Hawaii.

A guitar player busking alone outside a supermarket slowly became part of an epic three-part harmony when two random strangers began to jam along.

An online video from a Brazilian YouTube comedy channel called Canal BOOM features normal, decent human beings approaching what seems to be an abandoned child in order to help her — like normal, decent human beings would — only to have the child reveal a demon face and chase them away. FUN!

The U.S. government is increasings its efforts to help Central American farmers fight a harmful coffee fungus called "coffee rust,"which has caused more than $1 billion in damage across the Latin American region. As many as 500,000 people could lose their jobs due to the fungus and, much less importantly, your morning coffee could become more expensive!

In a twenty-two page complaint filed in a Manhattan federal court, Anton Purisima, 62, is suing everyone from New York City to Kmart to a "Chinese couple" who allegedly took photos of him while he was being treated at a hospital.

A street performer in Ann Arbor, Michigan transforms from man-car to car-car, to the joy of children and adults alike.

Person one, two, and three made a quick stop at the FedEx Office before the Cannes premiere of somesuch movie about somesuch expending to print out pieces of paper with words, for what? Who knows who cares, no big. Hashtags dropped, meaning lost. Image via AP/Alastair Grant.

Voters in Switzerland blocked a vote this afternoon that proposed instituting a countrywide minimum wage of 22 Swiss francs (roughly $25/hour) with a 76.3% majority. Switzerland currently has no minimum wage.

Police say a man accidentally shot himself in the leg while in line at a Wal-Mart store in Phoenix, Arizona on Saturday. Whoops!

Secretary of State John Kerry, who graduated from Yale in 1966, will speak at his alma mater's commencement this afternoon, the AP reports. It is Yale's 313th commencement, and unlike one former Secretary of State, Kerry has not backed out.

Police in Toronto report that a fleeing thief was struck by a car in a hit and run on Saturday evening while being chased by a retail store employee.

Update: After a very well-written critique, the headline has been updated to reflect the stadium is in Pontiac, not Detroit.

The report of a building collapse in Pyongyang, North Korea's capital, came Sunday morning from the official Korean Central News Agency. No death toll was given, but the accident was reported as "serious," and a South Korean official said that hundreds might have died.

America's Royal Family, wealth accumulator Jay Z and pop magnate Beyoncé, released a surprise trailer last night for their upcoming On The Run tour that proves two things: surprises now lack meaning and money cannot buy self-awareness. A third thing: Beyoncé has no idea what a gun is.

Andy Samberg hosted the season finale of Saturday Night Live last night, which opened with Jay Z and Solange (Jay Pharoah and Sasheer Zamata) proving that they've made amends and letting us in on what really happened in that elevator. (Something about a spider.)

New York Times publisher Arthur Sulzberger, Jr. is denying the “shallow and factually incorrect” allegations that the paper’s executive editor, Jill Abramson, was fired over her complaints that she was paid less than her male colleagues. Women at the Times, Sulzberger argues in a memo to Times staffers on Saturday, “do not look for special treatment”: