Local Police Departments Are Snapping Up Used U.S. Military Weapons

Andy Cush · 06/09/14 02:30PM

As the war in Afghanistan winds down, local police departments across the U.S. are snapping up leftover military equipment like M-16s, grenade launchers, and armored trucks from the Department of Defense. And why wouldn't they, when they're getting the gear for free?

Car Chase Suspect Now in Armed Stand-off With LAPD

Taylor Berman · 06/09/14 01:47PM

A car chase in Los Angeles this morning ended with the suspect fleeing his car with a rifle and climbing to the roof of a building, where he's currently in a stand-off with the LAPD.

L.L. Cool J and T.I. Rap The Music Man at the Tonys, For Some Reason

Jay Hathaway · 06/09/14 01:35PM

In a very, er, interesting take on hip hop history, Tony Awards host and human-wolverine hybrid Hugh Jackman credited The Music Man songwriter Meredith Willson with creating "one of the very first rap songs ever," and then brought out T.I. and L.L. Cool J in an attempt to prove it.

Baseball Columnist Pens Passionate Musings on Nonconsensual Touching

Adam Weinstein · 06/09/14 12:55PM

George Will, national treasure, has spent a life championing America's diamond pastime. He wants to make sure that you appreciate our other cherished pastime: "the ambiguities of the hookup culture, this cocktail of hormones." Hang on to your Cracker Jack, gents.

Justin Bieber Baptized, Washes Away Racism

Jason Parham · 06/09/14 12:43PM

Pop megastar and recovering racist Justin Bieber was reportedly baptized—in a bathtub. TMZ is reporting that Bieber underwent "intense" Bible study with Pastor Carl Lentz over the course of the last few weeks, all of which concluded with the singer getting baptized in New York City. Despite wanting to keep the ceremony hush hush, Bieber's cover kept getting blown every time he visited a church, so he ultimately decided to take a dip in a friend's bathtub.

Sarah Hedgecock · 06/09/14 11:04AM

A young boy collects drinking water from a leaking pipeline in Jammu, India, on Monday. A heat wave has struck the northern plains of the country, with temperatures passing 113 degrees Fahrenheit in several places, leading to scarcity of water and frequent disruptions in power supply. Image via Channi Anand/AP.

Vagina Is Unwelcome Among College Faculty

Hamilton Nolan · 06/09/14 10:30AM

Consternation was the order of the day at New Jersey's Mercer Community College last month, when faculty and staff were confronted with something quite unexpected in an assembly: vagina.

Psy and Snoop Dogg Debut Insane New Song About Hangovers

Andy Cush · 06/09/14 10:11AM

Yesterday, Psy and Snoop Dogg released "Hangover," a new song and accompanying video about the struggle everyone faces after a long night of drinking. As you might expect from the two lovable goofballs, it is batshit crazy.