Boys will be boys. Zachary Werrell, 23, is just a boy who happens to be running the campaign of the tea partier who upset House Majority Leader Eric Cantor in last night's Virginia congressional primary. A boy who, like so many others, suddenly realized his Facebook rants could be a liability.

As Pablo Neruda once wrote: "I crave your air, your nozzle, your squeaky plastic/Silent and starving, I prowl through the pools/Bread does not nourish me, dawn disrupts me, all day/I hunt for rafts to fuck."

Islamist insurgents seized another city, Tikrit, in Iraq today, just 24 hours after taking Iraq's third-largest city, Mosul. With Iraqi government forces more unstable than ever, the militants are rapidly advancing towards Baghdad.

Detroit, a crumbling metropolitan area with America's highest concentration of ruin porn and indignant local journalists, can add another notch to its Bedpost of Horrors: its infant mortality rate is disgraceful.

A Connecticut woman has been charged with assault and breach of peace after attacking a teenager who was flying his quadcopter drone over a beach.

Ayn Rand scholar Dave Brat, who just trounced House Majority Leader Eric Cantor in the Virginia primary, did not attend Princeton. In fact, he attended the Princeton Theological Seminary, which is separate from the Ivy League university. Why would anyone lie about attending Princeton?

Cologne-wearing, hypersexual, body-conscious, six-pack'd men of the internet, you have finally been recognized! It would seem that metrosexuality—the trend coined in 1994 by occasional anthropologist Mark Simpson—has evolved. Writing for The Telegraph, Simpson details the ways in which the joining of social media, selfies, sports, and porn—what he believes to be today's "major vectors of the male desire to be desired"—have led men yearning to be wanted for their bodies, not just their clothes.

Four strippers were arrested in New York today for allegedly drugging several men and charging their credit cards with purchases totaling $200,000 dollars.

A tea party House candidate in Oklahoma has endorsed stoning gays to death. It "goes against some parts of libertarianism, I realize, and I'm largely libertarian," he says, "but ignoring as a nation things that are worthy of death is very remiss."

The inebriated mayor of Party City, Prince Harry, met a member of the Royal Welsh regiment of the British Army in London on Tuesday, and immediately became best friends with him.

The gunman who opened fire at Reynolds High School in Troutdale, Ore. on Tuesday was identified by police today as Jared Michael Padgett, a 15-year-old freshman at the school.

When you go to save the refugees in a war zone, you take only the essentials: First aid, meal kits, knife, poncho liner, and rubberized anal/vaginal orifice for self-pleasuring.

Taxi Benke's photo is easy to spot in the 2014 yearbook from San Antonio's Hector Garcia Middle School: He's a dog.

Beating Republican House Majority Leader Eric Cantor in the Virginia Republican primary yesterday was "the happiest moment, obviously, of my life," said Dave Brat, a married father of two.

At the end of a rampage that left three people dead in Las Vegas Sunday morning, shooter Amanda Miller turned her gun on her accomplice and husband Jerad Miller, then on herself. Now, surveillance footage of their demise has emerged.

Watermelon season has arrived, the sweetest time of year.

A man with a voice meant for narrating nature documentaries got his chance while filming a bumblebee trapped by a spider. He was taking the video to teach his son "a sort of brutal life lesson," but ended up capturing something entirely different.

Tweetdeck got hacked Wednesday morning.

"There is one millionaire household for every 16 households in the country... with about 22 houses per block, if there isn't a family worth seven figures living on your block, there will likely be, on average, one living on the next block." Role models are everywhere.

Jewel v. NSA, a lawsuit filed in 2008 — years before the Edward Snowden leaks — takes the National Security Agency to task for the mass surveillance of AT&T customers' communications.