"The fun thing about clown sex is there's really no rules," says Jay, a 33-year-old from Chicago and expert on the subject. Jay shared his fetish and many of its accompanying toys—greasepaint, rubber noses, clown pants that you can wear with nothing under them, a cat o' nine tails made of uninflated balloons—on an episode of Logo's sex therapy reality show Bad Sex last night.

Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl, the Taliban's controversial ex-captive, was speedily dismissed from the Coast Guard for psychological reasons before the Army recruited him, and was reading Atlas Shrugged shortly before he disappeared from his base in Afghanistan.

It's getting harder and harder to tell the difference between all the white guys running for office in this country. Thankfully, Iowa gubernatorial candidate Jack Hatch is here to help. He shaved his mustache on camera to distinguish himself from his opponent, current Republican Gov. Terry Branstad.

San Quentin State Prison is home to California's death row. And the condition of the residents of that death row is such that the state is about to open a mental hospital just for them.

In the past year, Drake has released his third platinum album in a row, hosted Saturday Night Live, and started the most flaccid rap beef of all time. He has 15 million Twitter followers. What could social media manager Janessa Slater possibly teach him?

Here is one solution to America's student-debt problem: Hire more recent college graduates as campaign pollsters. They can't do any worse than longtime Republican poll-whiz John McLaughlin.

Famous performance artist and tear-jerker Marina Abramović's new show opened this week, and by one account, she's still making people cry.

For reasons known only to itself, Vanity Fair has devoted some 3500 words to the hot-button issue of how some high-status literary critics don't like The Goldfinch. Representative phrasing: "But, in the literary world, there are those who profess to be higher brows still than The New York Times..."

Americans, who value both rippling muscles and a staunch philosophy that science is the devil, will purchase and consume anything emblazoned with the word "PROTEIN." And it's not just us—the whole world is crazy about these amino acid compounds!

Jonah Hill's name is increasingly becoming synonymous with man-on-man oral sex. On last night's Chelsea Lately, Channing Tatum explained that though he won a bet over the opening weekend gross of 2012's 21 Jump Street that would require Hill to kiss the tip of his dick, he's yet to collect. Again. People will not let him stop talking about this.

While their housemate was out of town, two guys inflated 2,269 balloons and entirely filled his bedroom with them. It took them three and a half weeks, but it was completely worth it for his reaction.

Dave Chappelle went on the Late Show With David Letterman last night for one of his only interviews in years (there was the one with a Minneapolis television station, and another on San Francisco radio). He talked again about why he abandoned Chappelle's Show, what exactly he gave up when he did and whether he regrets doing so.

Cameron Read, 39, of Prescott, Ariz. was arrested last night for unlawfully discharging a firearm. He told police he was trying to shoot the moon, and later admitted that he was a little high.

Eleven major PR firms have signed a pledge not to surreptitiously edit their clients' Wikipedia pages. Countless lesser PR firms have promised no such thing.

Nineteen-year-old Marissa Williams was spending too much time on Facebook, so her aunt decided to play a trick on her.

Poppy the cat died on Friday, just weeks after she was officially named the world's oldest cat by the Guinness Book of World Records.

House Majority Leader Eric Cantor lost his primary last night to Tea Party challenger Dave Brat. Many are already puzzling over what this means for the future of the Republican party (nothing good, really), but first, let's take a look at the challenger himself. Who is Dave Brat?

Canadian citizenship never befitted Ted Cruz, a man who's made it his mission to put the 'merica back in America since his election to the Senate last year.

A protestor kicks a policeman during a student demonstration in Santiago, Chile. Tens of thousands of students took to the streets on Tuesday to demand promised education reform from recently-elected President Michelle Bachelet. Image via Luis Hidalgo/Associated Press.

San Marino, Ca. Mayor Dennis Kneier was busted for having thrown a bag of dog shit onto a neighbor's walkway. The neighbor, Philip Lao, caught Kneier tossing the doo with the security cameras outside his home and believes it was done in retaliation for his opposition to a proposed neighborhood dog park.