At the end of the third day of the trail that will determine if Shelly Sterling had the right to sell the Los Angeles Clippers to Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer for $2 billion, her husband Donald screamed, "Get away from me, you pig!" as she walked past him to leave court.

Both candidates in Indonesia's tight presidential election have claimed victory as votes continue to be counted in the country, which only became a democracy decades ago but is now the third-largest in the world.

Six people, including four children, were shot and killed Wednesday afternoon in Spring, Texas, north of Houston. After a chase, police have cornered the shooter in a neighborhood cul de sac. According to police, the shooting occurred as part of a domestic dispute.

Adams County District Court Judge C. Scott Crabtree ruled that Colorado's ban on gay marriage—voted on and approved in 2006—unconstitutional Wednesday. The judge issued a stay on his ruling pending appeals. He also ruled that same-sex marriages performed outside of the state should be recognized.

Thomas Rica, a former public works inspector for the city of Ridgewood, NJ, was sentenced to five years probation after he stole $460,000 worth of quarters taken from parking meters. He stole the quarters over the course of two years from a storage room, and pled guilty to four counts of theft as part of a plea deal.

Farrah Abraham, having conquered publishing, sex tapes, and reality television, has set her sights on the next frontier of entrepreneurism: selling frozen yogurt and other not-hot foods. She's opening Froco Fresh Frozen in Austin this fall. Its mascot, Coba ("the popping boba"), is terrifying:

When Willow Smith isn't learning everything she needs to know about life by watching Forrest Gump and/or reading the stories of the universe on snakes' backs, she is tweeting about doing those things. And when the 13-year-old daughter of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith isn't tweeting about those things, she's yammering aloud similar riddles that would sound simply precious and a little amazing coming out of the mouth of a toddler or an old tortoise. Recently, Teen Vogue lent her an ear.

Edward is a single, eligible guy, just looking for love on Tinder. He's handy with technology, enjoys traveling to exotic locales—he's in Moscow right now, actually—and he's got a great positive attitude. Is it any surprise that ladies on the dating site love him (whether they know who he is or not)?

Boxlike megastore Walmart is reaping a good deal of positive PR today after a gaudy event showcasing the company's intentions to spend more money on American-made products. We'd like to take this opportunity to remind you what kind of employer Walmart is.

Glenn Beck announced yesterday that he would personally help finance and deliver "tractor-trailers full of food, water, teddy bears and soccer balls" to the 60,000 underage undocumented immigrants detained at the U.S.-Mexico border. And some conservatives are going apeshit on him.

According to the Hernando County (Fla.) Sheriff's Office, 18-year-old Logan Brown (left, trying not to laugh) and 20-year-old Christopher Ramos smoked some weed last week and "decided to go on an adventure."

Police in the Uttar Pradesh state of India will exhume the bodies of two teenage girls who were raped and murdered by a group of men in their hometown in order to perform a "fresh autopsy," according reports in the Indian media.

In an effort to further clean up the shiniest five blocks in New York, a city councilman has proposed a rule that would require background checks for all of Times Square's costumed characters. Elmo, Cookie Monster, and Spider-Man are a notoriously smelly, quarellsome bunch, after all.

The New York Times gets in on the World Cup honey-shot action.

Fifty blindfolded, bound bodies were found in the Babil Province just south of Baghdad this morning in another apparent mass killing. All of those killed were civilians, and at least two were children, according to CNN. The New York Times reports that those in the area believe the dead were Sunnis.

A new UN report laying out a path for the world's nations to avoid catastrophic climate change suggests that the U.S. begin cutting carbon emissions "more than 10 times faster than the Energy Information Administration's forecast last year." This will never happen without a carbon tax, so let's make one, fast.

Sarah Palin is tired of John Boehner's genteel, country-club "let's sue the president" politicking. Illegal immigrants are pouring into America and beating her like a cowed domestic, Palin says, adding that it's time to pull a "Goodbye, Earl" on the president, or something to that effect.

When New York Times reporter Tanzina Vega was asked what has surprised her most since taking on the paper's newly established "race beat," she replied: "In Paterson, N.J., I was talking to Arab-Americans about their ethnic and racial identity. Many of the people I talked to wanted to avoid the issue and questioned why the United States was so obsessed with race at all." But the lessons didn't stop there: Vega, a native New Yorker, finally learned to drive!

Dubai, a city in the United Arab Emirates that is home to creations and projects beyond our wildest Western dreams (all paid for with oil money), has announced it will begin building a new mega shopping center called Mall of the World, which will be the biggest mall on planet Earth.

Two weeks after a federal appeals court overturned the state's ban on gay marriage, Utah's attorney general announced Wednesday that the state will appeal the decision directly to the Supreme Court.