Donald Trump Almost Too Good at Hiding His Billions of Dollars

Gabrielle Bluestone · 05/18/16 04:42PM

This week Donald Trump submitted his personal financial disclosure forms to the FEC, a fascinating 104-page document that, more than anything else, illustrates how good the self-proclaimed billionaire is at hiding those billions. We don’t know how he did it, but they show up nowhere in the entire disclosure.

Hamilton Nolan · 05/18/16 04:35PM

The cruise industry is booming, and so are the fortunes of the newly popular cruise hub, Boston. Jesus. Imagine that—a cruise to Boston. Like a vacation on “opposite day.” Are these prank cruises?

Yale Toilet Constitutionalist Can't Remember America Ever Fighting Over "Bathroom Access"

Jordan Sargent · 05/18/16 01:45PM

Today in the New York Times, Yale Law emeritus professor Peter H. Schuck takes a constitutionalist’s approach to the bathroom controversy currently choking out the Republican party, which is to say that Schuck wonders if the federal government should really give trans men and women the right to piss where they please without first canvassing the entire United States of America.

First Schoolgirl Rescued From Infamous 2014 Boko Haram Kidnapping

Jordan Sargent · 05/18/16 12:00PM

Yesterday in Nigeria’s Sambisa Forest near the Cameroon border, anti-Boko Haram forces doing a nightly patrol were met by one of the 219 girls who were taken from their school dormitories by the terrorist organization in 2014.

Conservatives Finally Find a Reason to Love Beyoncé: Sweatshop Labor

Andy Cush · 05/18/16 11:40AM

Being a conservative who’s interested in pop culture must be discouraging, with megastars like Beyoncé espousing views that are often diametrically opposed to your own. Finally, however, free-market right-wingers have found common ground with the reigning champion of our cultural moment in their shared support for treacherous, low-paying sweatshops.

Frankenstein Ruins Another Life

Gabrielle Bluestone · 05/18/16 09:30AM

A Brooklyn teacher has been placed on administrative duty after buying a bunch of copies of Frankenstein and selling them at discount prices to his students, whose hearts are the only thing he says he touched.

Overtime Pay Is Real Again

Hamilton Nolan · 05/18/16 09:08AM

Today marks the official beginning of what may go down as the most underappreciated action of Obama’s presidency: the new overtime rule, which will force more money into the pocket of the middle class.