Guantanamo Bay's Intramural Sports Team Names Are the Only Good Things About Gitmo

The Guantanamo Bay naval base and extrajudicial prison complex isn’t just a place where men are disappeared from the Middle East and Africa and relocated to a small occupied portion of Cuba—it’s also a hotspot of intramural sports.
Browsing through The Wire, the official, internal military magazine of the JTF GTMO operation, reveals a great deal about how the prison views itself and its role in the world. It also reveals some of the best intramural sports names ever recorded:

Here is a sentence that is true and real: There is an ultimate frisbee team at the Guantanamo Bay military prison named “Netflix & Chill.”