Obama Vows to "Degrade and Ultimately Destroy" ISIS
Gabrielle Bluestone · 09/10/14 10:20PMIn a televised speech Wednesday night, President Obama announced plans to ramp up airstrikes, send additional service members to Iraq, and provide more humanitarian aid in an effort to "degrade and ultimately destroy" the terrorist group ISIS.
Arrest Warrant Issued After Reality Star Skips Out On Prison Sentence
Gabrielle Bluestone · 09/10/14 08:51PMHostel Owner Drugged Tourists and Filmed His Own Personal Horror Movies
Gabrielle Bluestone · 09/10/14 07:27PMParents Outraged After Bags of Dick-Shaped Gummies Sold to Kids
Dayna Evans · 09/10/14 04:55PMCharlie Sheen Offers $1,000 to Waiter Who Got $.20 Tip From NFL Player
Jay Hathaway · 09/10/14 04:47PM
An etiquette battle erupted in Philly Monday when a restaurant attempted to shame Eagles running back LeSean McCoy for allegedly leaving a 20 cent tip on his $60 bill. McCoy's supporters argue that PYT Burger is a slimy hole with bad Yelp reviews, while his detractors point out that he left a 20 cent tip on a $60 bill.
Olive Garden Pasta Pass Buyers Are Stuck With Their Disgusting Fate
Andy Cush · 09/10/14 04:40PM
So you bought an Olive Garden Never Ending Pasta Pass. We understand, and there's no reason to be embarrassed. The prospect of all those noodles—all that oil, all that sauce—was too tempting, but now, after a period of sober reflection, you realize you've made a mistake. Unfortunately for you, there's no turning back.
Dozens of Police Officers Surround, Arrest Protesters in Ferguson
Allie Jones · 09/10/14 04:31PM12-Year-Old Girl Accused in Slender Man Stabbing Found Unfit for Trial
Allie Jones · 09/10/14 04:18PM
One of the 12-year-old girls accused of stabbing a peer 19 times to please the made-up Internet character Slender Man has been found unfit to stand trial, according to her attorney. Assistant state public defender Joseph Smith Jr. said today that his client "is not presently competent to proceed" with the trial based on a psychologist's evaluation.
Possibly Fake Artist Paints Definitely Real 9/11 Mural Across From WTC
Andy Cush · 09/10/14 04:00PMMean Teens Wear Shirts With Opposing Player's Mugshot to Soccer Game
Aleksander Chan · 09/10/14 03:51PM
When Alex Rittenhouse showed up to play a soccer game against his former high school last Wednesday, he saw his mugshot printed on T-shirts worn by old classmates and their parents. "I was shocked, first, and then I thought, 'How did they get this picture?' Because I had never even seen the picture," his father Kevin Rittenhouse told WXIN.
Jeff Goldblum Reveals the Lyrics to the Theme From Jurassic Park
Jay Hathaway · 09/10/14 03:30PMWe've shared a lot of special moments with Jeff Goldblum over the years—Rocky Horror, The Big Chill, the time he watched us poop—but perhaps none endures as annoyingly/endearingly as his role in Jurassic Park. Which is why we keep demanding that he come back to it, and he continues gamely indulging us.
Chipotle Workers Quit, Shut Down Store, Because That Job Sucks
Hamilton Nolan · 09/10/14 02:43PMTom Scocca · 09/10/14 02:40PM
School Won't Give Boy a Bus Pass Because He Lives 6 Feet Too Close
Jay Hathaway · 09/10/14 02:35PMTeen Turns Dead Pet Rat Into Memorial Helicopter
Dayna Evans · 09/10/14 02:28PMTuckered Out Jewel Thief Arrested After Falling Asleep Mid-Robbery
Aleksander Chan · 09/10/14 02:10PMMiranda July Chooses You
Dayna Evans · 09/10/14 02:00PMLovestruck, ISIS-Obsessed American Teen Pleads Guilty to Terror Charge
Allie Jones · 09/10/14 01:30PM
Shannon Maureen Conley, the 19-year-old Denver, Colorado resident who fell in love with an ISIS militant online, pleaded guilty today to "providing material support" to ISIS. She's agreed to provide the FBI information about her conspirators, but she still faces up to five years in jail and a $250,000 fine.
At the End of the Day, Here Is a Love & Hip Hop Atlanta Supercut
Rich Juzwiak · 09/10/14 12:25PMAt the end of the day, Love & Hip Hop Atlanta's third season finale aired this week. At the end of the day, the people on this show say, "At the end of the day" a lot. At the end of the day, I counted over 140 utterances. At the end of the day, "at the end of the day" is supposed to notate definitive statements and sentiments. At the end of the day, here is all you really need to know about this show and its characters:










