Hamilton Nolan · 09/24/14 12:15PM

The Hollywood Reporter's fawning new profile of CBS boss Les Moonves—one of the media's most overpaid CEOs—reminds us that his daughter Sara is an editor at Vogue, and you're not.

Texts From Walmart Lead Man to Confess to 1997 Murder

Allie Jones · 09/24/14 10:35AM

The Charlotte Observer reports the bizarre story of a man who drove cross-country this June to confess to murdering a woman and dumping her body in a river in 1997. Matthew Gibson, 55, was driven to confess after he got texts and calls from Walmart about prescriptions for Anita Townshed. He thought Townshed was the woman he killed.

Hamilton Nolan · 09/24/14 10:09AM

Harvard's endowment grew 15.4% last year and now stands at $36.4 billion. Harvard remains very rich. If you give money to Harvard rather than to a better charity, you are an asshole.

Forbes Columnist: "Drunk Female Guests Are the Gravest Threat" to Frats

Allie Jones · 09/24/14 09:18AM

In a now-deleted Forbes column that was published yesterday afternoon, contributor Bill Frezza brought victim-blaming all the way back around to suggest that "drunk female guests" who get raped at fraternity parties are actually the "threat." Yep, "Drunk Female Guests Are the Gravest Threat to Fraternities" is the headline that made it on to the site.

ISIS Terror Teen Killed After Stabbing Two Cops in Australia

Allie Jones · 09/24/14 09:08AM

Australian police shot an 18-year-old boy dead after he stabbed two cops last night. The teen, Abdul Numan Haider, brought an ISIS flag to the mall last week and was a "known terror suspect." This comes just one week after cops thwarted an ISIS plot to publicly behead a random Australian.

Time For a Coup? Obama's Liberal "Latte Salute" Raises Questions

Hamilton Nolan · 09/24/14 08:57AM

Read the name: Barracks. Hussein. Obama. That should have been enough to tell us never to allow this man to be Commander in Chief. But you elected him, America, and here is what you get: a disgusting display of high-handedness (literally!!) to our men and women in uniform.

India Makes History as Satellite Enters Mars Orbit

Zara Golden · 09/23/14 11:10PM

India has nailed its first foray into interplanetary travel. Wednesday morning local time, scientists announced that their Mangalyaan – Hindi for "Mars Craft" – had entered Mars orbit after completing the 400-million-mile arc to Mars it began last November. It will now set about collecting imagery and data that might shed light on the still mysterious red planet.

Phil Spector's Prison Photos Will Absolutely Give You Nightmares

Zara Golden · 09/23/14 08:41PM

Yikes–looks like prison is taking quite a toll on reformed-wig addict Phil Spector. The latest batch of head shots to come out of the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation find the notoriously vain producer rapidly-balding and increasingly Gollum-like.