The first trailer for Paul Thomas Anderson's adaptation of Inherent Vice dropped today and, as expected, it's a madcap psychedelic Southern California love song that may or may not feature an appearance by elusive author Thomas Pynchon.

GQ's new profile on the Zimmerman family contains a number of startling revelations, but some of the strangest asides come from the family's bizarre view of itself as one big paranoid, Kardashian-esque branding opportunity.

Today GQ published a long profile of George Zimmerman’s family, with a focus on how they’ve dealt with the media’s intense scrutiny of their brother, who shot and killed a black teenager named Trayvon Martin in February 2012. Zimmerman’s gay brother, Robert, handled the new attention by very nearly sleeping with an unnamed “female cable-news talking head.”

Tracy Morgan sued Walmart in July after one of the company's trucks crashed into the actor's limo bus, critically injuring Morgan and killing Morgan's friend and mentor, comedian James "Jimmy Mack" McNair. Today the company responded, to paraphrase, "Dear Tracy, We don't owe you shit. Love, Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. (Save money, live better.™) P.S.: You should've been wearing a seatbelt. "

The Supreme Court delayed the start of early voting in Ohio today in a 5-4 vote. Early voting in the Buckeye State was supposed to begin on Tuesday but was shut down by the high court's decision to postpone it, despite civil lawsuits that argued reducing voting days would make it difficult for low-income families to vote.

Last month, a pair of anonymous Twitter users named @blippoblappo and @crushingbort began compiling examples of passages and transcripts that CNN anchor/author/thinkfluencer Fareed Zakaria had plagiarized over the past twenty years. Now one of Zakaria’s former venues is addressing—or at least acknowledging—the pair’s allegations.

Omar Jose Gonzalez, the man arrested earlier this month for charging into the White House after hopping its front fence, made it farther into the building than previously reported, according to the Washington Post.

Lena Dunham says on Twitter that "Some good points were raised" and she has decided to pay the opening act performers on her book tour after all.

"Raw Dog" Reese Witherspoon recently sat down with Vogue for an interview. The meal: Lunch. The look: "Crisp," in a Stella McCartney dress and Valentino sandals. The subject: Cuss words and simulated fucking.

The Bravo network has fired 16 editors on Shahs of Sunset after they sought to unionize. Which is yet another strong piece of evidence that reality TV workers really need a union.

Think twice the next time you want to gorge on SpaghettiOs in the privacy of your own car. Georgia resident Ashley Gabrielle Huff, 23, just got out of jail after spending over a month there because cops confused some leftover SpaghettiOs on her car spoon (we all have them) for meth.

It's a classic British tabloid love story: An aspiring model with government-funded fake tits falls for a con man posing as a famous soccer player, and only realizes her mistake 18 months later as she's about to give birth to his baby.

Contrary to popular belief, journalists take couture very seriously. In journalism school,* young journalistos and journalistas are educated on appropriate fashion choices—garments they can move and be comfortable in, in case they have to run from a cop, attend a lengthy court hearing, or sit and blog for nine hours.**

According to an Associated Press report, Ferguson, Mo., officials are apparently using exorbitant fees to discourage news organizations from requesting documents through the state's freedom-of-information Sunshine Law.

If you're from Philadelphia, your preferred non-Yuengling beverage is wooder. If you're from New York City, your greatest enemies are the bridge-and-tunnel crowd from Lawng Island. If you're from Los Angeles, you respond to people who hop on the 405 at rush hour with a pained "Whyy-ee?"

Style blogging prodigy Tavi Gevinson, the world's busiest 18-year-old, is starring in a play with Kieran Culkin and Michael Cera. But she still can't leave the blog life behind: We hear she's dating David Shapiro, the Tumblr blogger behind "Pitchfork Reviews Reviews."

Jesse Leroy Matthew, Jr., the suspect arrested by police in connection to the abduction of still-missing University of Virginia student Hannah Graham, has now been forensically linked to another missing woman: 20-year-old Virginia Tech student Morgan Harrington, who disappeared after attending a concert on the University of Virginia campus in 2009. Harrington's remains were found three months later on a farm. Virginia State Police have called the new forensic link a "significant break" in the ongoing search for Graham.

Amazon CEO and brilliant prick Jeff Bezos seems to have lost his magic touch lately. Investors, employees, and authors are all lashing out against different elements of Bezos' business practices. Don't worry, Jeff: Amazon has just the thing to improve you.

Despite being thrown out in a military coup in May, the Thai government is still working on an important initiative (no, not piecing the country back together): they will be unveiling a high-tech robot that tells you if the shitty Thai food you're eating is actually authentic cuisine or not.

After a string of high profile customer service cock-ups, Comcast has put an executive in charge of fixing the problem (or at least making it seem like the company actually cares). But Comcast can't just stop screwing over its customers overnight—it's going to take years.