A nude-by-choice Jennifer Lawrence covers Vanity Fair this month, and inside the issue, she hangs out with...what, a cockatoo? A parrot? Who knows. She also talks about getting her nude photos hacked one month after she posed for the cover: It was a "sex crime," she says.

Yet another study has confirmed that sexting teens are more likely to have real sex, but researchers say they still have not solved the "chicken and egg problem" of which one causes the other. More research to be done. Lots more.

Late Monday afternoon, a Habersham County, Ga. grand jury announced that no charges will be filed against the Georgia law enforcement officers who threw a stun grenade into a crib, severely disfiguring a nineteen-month-old boy's face, during a botched drug raid in May.

Three more people have been hospitalized in Madrid, Spain as a precautionary measure, after a nurse was confirmed to have the Ebola virus on Monday.

We were all thinking the same thing when Alfonso Ribeiro, best known as uptight Carlton on Fresh Prince, was cast for this season of Dancing With the Stars: Dude is going to do the Carlton dance, and he's probably going to win it all. Last night, Ribeiro delivered.

With all of the sharp edges floating around society today, the risk of penis-severing has never been higher. Fortunately for mankind, researchers now say they may be close to perfecting lab-grown penises. Grown... I bet ;)

Stephen Collins, who played a minister and father to seven children in 11 seasons of the WB's 7th Heaven, appears to admit on a secret recording obtained by TMZ to molesting and exposing himself to multiple underage girls. The disturbing audio was secretly recorded during a therapy session with Collins' wife, Faye Grant. The two have been engaged in a prolonged divorce proceeding.

Drake—already New York's most wanted—is now reportedly under investigation in Texas over allegations that he threatened a stripper after having sex with her.

A 51-year-old CNN field producer filed a $5 million lawsuit against the network's parent company this week, alleging his boss refused to promote him during his 17 years as a CNN employee primarily because he was middle-aged and black.

Today in an interview with In Touch, Amanda Bynes revealed that she is engaged to a 19-year-old bait shop employee named Caleb. Given what appears to be her mental state, it was easy to to assume her story was some sort of made-up fairy tale. But, believe it or not, it looks like it actually checks out.

Recent allegations in a lawsuit against the W Hotel chain claim hotel employees run their lobbies like brothels, regularly arranging for prostitutes for their guests.

In a scene straight out of Law & Order: Special Bears Unit, an early-morning dog-walker reportedly discovered an itty bitty bear cub with an "unspecified trauma to its body" in Central Park Monday.

The tenacity of the human spirit is an unyielding source of inspiration: with iCloud harder to hack than it was before, dudes who like masturbating to non-consenting strangers are moving on to new apps.

These exchanges come from the doc http://www.viddler.com/v/588d3813The Paedophile Hunter, which aired last week in the UK. The doc profiled Stinson Hunter, a vigilante in the UK whose goal is to catch child predators. Hunter and his team set up dating site accounts belonging to decoy underage girls to lure in the creeps, and then when they show up to meet the girls, they're instead surprised by Hunter's camera crew. The footage of Hunter's sting operations is then posted online. It's very lo-fi To Catch a Predator.

Nineteen-year-old Chicago resident Mohammed Hamzah Khan was charged with attempting to provide material support to a foreign terrorist organization today after getting arrested Saturday at the O'Hare airport. FBI agents say Khan planned to go overseas and fight with ISIS in Iraq or Syria.

After a youth football coach in Toms River, N.J. decided to cancel the entire season because his players were exhibiting ongoing poor sportsmanship and "bad attitudes," one of the kids' dads allegedly tackled the coach in response to that bullshit.

Business Insider, a well-funded news site about airplanes, trolls its own audience with relative regularity. A piece published last week, however, takes the form to bold new heights.

Unlike some people, ahem.

Anyone working at Reddit who might want to criticize your employer someday, take note: if the company's CEO finds out, he will definitely not take the high road.