Last week, troubled young woman Heidi Montag reached out to troubled young woman Amanda Bynes via Twitter and offered her a place to stay. How nice. She doubled down on her embarrassingly misguided and deeply unhelpful opportunism in a recent interview with Extra.

Last week, the Daily Mail ran the picture of Eminem above (taken November 5, 2014) in a post whose headline wondered and informed, "Have drugs ruined Eminem's looks? Former addict appears gaunt and haggard as he speaks at an awards show."

Adult Swim's deranged sitcom parody "Too Many Cooks" took off on YouTube, but part of its charm came from imagining encountering it in its intended context: at 4 a.m., in a block of time innocuously marked "Informercials." It's a gag the network pulls regularly, and this week, it premiered the follow-up: "In Search of Miracle Man."

John Glaude once weighed 360 lbs., but the 21-year-old went "from obese to beast" over 7 months of diet and exercise. Now he's down to a muscular 200 lbs., with a flat stomach and thick biceps, and he's a lot more comfortable with his body. Except for one thing.

While leaving the after party for The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 premiere in London last night, America's newly-single sweetheart Jennifer Lawrence accidentally displayed some side-nipple.

In the midterm elections, the United States people sent the message: No, we don't like you, Baracks Hussein Obama. Shockingly, our "Commander in Chief" has now extended an enormous metaphorical middle finger—to the whole wide world!

A Florida man was arrested in a prostitution sting after trying to pick up an undercover female officer in Sanford last week. Steven Torres, 32, was one of seven men caught in the sting, but his case is unusual due to the lowball offer he made: $3 and a chicken dinner.

Luke Harris, 50, and Daryl Lee, 41, a couple from Surrey, England, eager to get their family started, are going all-out on parenthood: They're expecting three kids via three surrogates between January and July of next year.

Seasonal depression hits for me, like clockwork, the day after Halloween.

In another twist to the depressing Honey Boo Boo molestation saga, Mama June's 20-year-old daughter Anna Cardwell revealed to Dr. Drew last night that Mama's younger daughter Pumpkin believes Mark McDaniel is her father. McDaniel molested Anna when she was eight, and Pumpkin witnessed it, according to court docs.

Lee Jun-seok, the captain of the South Korean ferry that capsized in April and left more than 300 people—mostly teenage students—dead, was sentenced to 36 years in prison for abandoning the vessel during evacuation. He was acquitted of murder, for which prosecutors were seeking the death penalty.

A federal investigation revealed that the doctors who operated on Joan Rivers made several egregious mistakes during the surgery that ultimately ended her life.

There's a single N on the board. Might as well start guessing about horses.

According to reports, a moviegoer who made the grave mistake of asking a woman to turn off her distractingly bright cell phone ended up getting harassed and maced at a Hollywood movie screening Monday night.

A Delta Airlines passenger says he was sitting in his seat, waiting to take off from LAX last week when an airline employee told him his six-year-old rescue dog had disappeared.

Police say the man who caught on fire while riding on top of a train car this weekend was a 21-year-old model and actor from Cleveland, Ohio. He died in the hospital Monday, family members and an extremely distraught agent told reporters.

On Halloween, Karen Haigh—a woman—was driving in Fort Lee, N.J., when she saw a huge duck crossing the road. The duck—a huge duck—stood at six feet four inches. The huge duck scared her.

The Federal Emergency Management Agency is asking a group of elderly New Yorkers whose lives were ravaged by Hurricane Sandy to return thousands of dollars in aid it gave them after the storm, the Associated Press reports. Evidently, the victims spent the cash in a manner inconsistent with FEMA's guidelines.

Eric the manager is fed up! According to one Reddit user, a group of Instagram-loving, Vine-sharing, Twitter-tweeeting teens have been accusing their Chick-fil-A co-workers of being "3hunnid" and "on fleek." Management, it would seem, is against not only teens empowering other teens but true love (to paraphrase scholar Max Muller: "A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and man cannot live without bae"). If this is just a Redditor's hoax, he's captured the poetry of an aggrieved fast food manager perfectly. To this, and all other memos condemning the use of internet speak in the workplace, we say: Bruh!?

Craig Spencer, the New York-based doctor who tested positive for Ebola last month, will be released from Manhattan's Bellevue Hospital tomorrow morning, according to the New York Times.