Is Someone Trying to Kill Bono?

Gabrielle Bluestone · 11/16/14 11:06PM

Just days after Bono narrowly escaped death in a malfunctioning private jet comes the news that Bono has been involved in a somewhat serious bicycle accident. Which begs the question, is this all a coincidence, or could Bono be in real danger?

Month-Long Poop Cruise Finally Docks, Promptly Picks Up New Victims

Gabrielle Bluestone · 11/16/14 07:36PM

A month-long Princess Cruises poop cruise that saw more than 170 people fall ill with norovirus finally docked in Los Angeles Sunday. Not great news for the passengers but pretty good news for the cruise company, which announced plans to hose the boat down and ship out a new group of potential victims the same day.

Lifetime's Aaliyah Biopic Is the Laughingstock of the Internet

Rich Juzwiak · 11/16/14 12:40PM

Lifetime's stiff treatment of the life of Aaliyah Haughton, Aaliyah: The Princess of R&B, was not exactly so bad it was good, but it was fun to mock. Basically, you had to put in work to find good in the boring, terribly cast, musically inept slog. Aaliyah died in a plane crash at age 22 in 2001; Aaliyah: The Princess of R&B felt longer than her actual, brief life.

Man Secretly Films Wife's Really Solid Salt-N-Pepa Rap-Along

Hudson Hongo · 11/16/14 11:30AM

You, like me, might delusionally believe you're good at rapping along to Salt-N-Pepa songs. You are not. Rapping is very hard. This woman, however, pretty much nails it—at least until she sees she's being filmed.

J-Law Crashes Woody Harrelson's Weed-Fueled SNL Monologue

Dayna Evans · 11/16/14 10:58AM

The 115th Hunger Games movie will release this coming week, so a fitting choice to host Saturday night's episode of SNL was goofball Woody Harrelson and his closest companion, maryjane. In the True Detective actor's silly monologue, his pals from the HG franchise came by to jog his weed-addled memory.