Is Someone Trying to Kill Bono?
Gabrielle Bluestone · 11/16/14 11:06PMBeyoncé's Sister, Solange Knowles, Got Married This Weekend
Gabrielle Bluestone · 11/16/14 10:14PMMan Releases Video of Confrontation With Ferguson Officer Darren Wilson
Gabrielle Bluestone · 11/16/14 08:30PMMonth-Long Poop Cruise Finally Docks, Promptly Picks Up New Victims
Gabrielle Bluestone · 11/16/14 07:36PM
A month-long Princess Cruises poop cruise that saw more than 170 people fall ill with norovirus finally docked in Los Angeles Sunday. Not great news for the passengers but pretty good news for the cruise company, which announced plans to hose the boat down and ship out a new group of potential victims the same day.
Cops Arrest Ice Skating "Philly Jesus" for Begging
Hudson Hongo · 11/16/14 05:00PMCops: Man Killed After Being Pushed on Subway Tracks by Stranger
Dayna Evans · 11/16/14 04:25PMHudson Hongo · 11/16/14 03:55PM
Study: White People Think Black People Are More Likely to Be Magic
Hudson Hongo · 11/16/14 03:35PMCollege Student Was Super Stressed Out So He Fucked a Sheep
Dayna Evans · 11/16/14 02:55PMVideo Reportedly Shows MH17 Crash Site Moments After Impact
Hudson Hongo · 11/16/14 02:15PMThis Is Not a Drill: Industry Says the World Is Running Out of Chocolate
Dayna Evans · 11/16/14 01:40PMScience Teacher Snaps Rabbit's Neck in Front of Tenth Grade Class
Hudson Hongo · 11/16/14 01:10PMLifetime's Aaliyah Biopic Is the Laughingstock of the Internet
Rich Juzwiak · 11/16/14 12:40PMLifetime's stiff treatment of the life of Aaliyah Haughton, Aaliyah: The Princess of R&B, was not exactly so bad it was good, but it was fun to mock. Basically, you had to put in work to find good in the boring, terribly cast, musically inept slog. Aaliyah died in a plane crash at age 22 in 2001; Aaliyah: The Princess of R&B felt longer than her actual, brief life.
Bill Cosby Will Not Dignify Rape Allegations With Comment, Lawyer Says
Dayna Evans · 11/16/14 11:55AM
Last month, Hannibal Buress resurfaced allegations that comedian Bill Cosby has been a serial rapist over the course of his career. One woman, who had spoken out before, came forward in October to retell her story in minute detail. Cosby has remained silent on the rape allegations, and as of today, will continue to officially do so, his lawyer claims.
Man Secretly Films Wife's Really Solid Salt-N-Pepa Rap-Along
Hudson Hongo · 11/16/14 11:30AMYou, like me, might delusionally believe you're good at rapping along to Salt-N-Pepa songs. You are not. Rapping is very hard. This woman, however, pretty much nails it—at least until she sees she's being filmed.
J-Law Crashes Woody Harrelson's Weed-Fueled SNL Monologue
Dayna Evans · 11/16/14 10:58AM
The 115th Hunger Games movie will release this coming week, so a fitting choice to host Saturday night's episode of SNL was goofball Woody Harrelson and his closest companion, maryjane. In the True Detective actor's silly monologue, his pals from the HG franchise came by to jog his weed-addled memory.
ISIS Claims to Have Beheaded Third American Hostage in New Video
Hudson Hongo · 11/16/14 10:20AMAfter Family Argument, Man Blows Himself Up
Dayna Evans · 11/16/14 09:34AMWar Machine Laughs in Court at Ex-Girlfriend's Sexual Abuse Testimony
Hudson Hongo · 11/15/14 05:20PM
Jonathan Koppenhaver, the mixed martial arts fighter known as "War Machine," was admonished in a Las Vegas courtroom yesterday for laughing during the testimony of alleged victim Christy Mack. Koppenhaver's lawyer denied his client had laughed at all, causing judge Melanie Andress-Tobiasson to respond, "I watched him laugh."










