Juggalos Give Gentrifiers Dick-Sucking Ultimatum

Hudson Hongo · 11/20/14 12:40AM

If nothing else, Insane Clown Posse fans are known for being pretty reasonable, willing to cut off their own nipples for $100 or burn off your tattoo for free. So it's no surprise that a group calling itself "The Juggalo Family" gave targeted North Portland businesses some options when they plastered them with flyers last week, writing, "Vacate or [REDACTED] our [REDACTED]."

Racist Shitheads Find Police Chief's Emotional Speech Truly Inspiring

Jay Hathaway · 11/19/14 07:04PM

Milwaukee police chief Edward Flynn delivered an emotional statement to reporters earlier this month after a public meeting about the April police shooting of Dontre Hamilton, asking protesters to remember that police protect the black community (when they're not shooting members of it.) Many found his message stirring, but no one was more moved than internet racists looking for ammunition.

Hamilton Nolan · 11/19/14 03:59PM

In a new study, "bankers were about as honest as anyone else — until they were reminded that they were bankers."

Can Someone Please Get Kylie Jenner a Fake ID

Allie Jones · 11/19/14 03:46PM

This is going to be really upsetting to read, but: Kylie Jenner, the 17-year-old sister of Kim Kardashian, has been banned from a club. Why? Because she was trying to enter said club without legal identification proving that she is 21 years or older. Somebody get this girl a fake ID! Let Kylie party, jesus!!!