Juggalos Give Gentrifiers Dick-Sucking Ultimatum
Hudson Hongo · 11/20/14 12:40AM
If nothing else, Insane Clown Posse fans are known for being pretty reasonable, willing to cut off their own nipples for $100 or burn off your tattoo for free. So it's no surprise that a group calling itself "The Juggalo Family" gave targeted North Portland businesses some options when they plastered them with flyers last week, writing, "Vacate or [REDACTED] our [REDACTED]."
Bill Cosby's Lawyers to Reporters: "Proceed at Your Peril"
Hudson Hongo · 11/19/14 11:15PM
In the wake of renewed rape allegations, Bill Cosby has seen his Netflix special postponed, his planned comeback sitcom killed and reruns of The Cosby Show pulled from rotation. According to the comedian's lawyers, however, it's not Cosby that should be worried, but the journalists covering his alleged crimes.
"The Time Has Come": Judge Strikes Down Montana's Gay Marriage Ban
Hudson Hongo · 11/19/14 10:00PMLady on FB: I'm 41, Intersex, and Fucked Michael Phelps on First Date
Hudson Hongo · 11/19/14 08:15PM
In a sprawling Facebook post and subsequent interview with Radar Online, a woman named Taylor Lianne Chandler has made a number of fascinating claims about herself and her alleged relationship with Michael Phelps. Among them: she was born intersex, met the Olympic swimmer on Tinder, and fucked said Olympic swimmer on their first date watching football on TV.
Racist Shitheads Find Police Chief's Emotional Speech Truly Inspiring
Jay Hathaway · 11/19/14 07:04PMMilwaukee police chief Edward Flynn delivered an emotional statement to reporters earlier this month after a public meeting about the April police shooting of Dontre Hamilton, asking protesters to remember that police protect the black community (when they're not shooting members of it.) Many found his message stirring, but no one was more moved than internet racists looking for ammunition.
U.K. Politely Tells Pickup Artist Julien Blanc to Go Fuck Himself
Jay Hathaway · 11/19/14 05:10PM
Julien Blanc, a pickup artist whose seduction techniques cross the line into assault, had to cut his #ChokingGirlsAroundTheWorld lecture tour short earlier this month after he faced international protests and got deported from Australia. Now Blanc, who is half-American, half-hair-product, has been barred from entering the U.K. as well.
Citigroup Banker Found With Throat Slit in His NYC Apartment's Bathtub
Taylor Berman · 11/19/14 05:00PMRyan Gosling Doesn't Want to Be Your Sexiest Man Alive, God Damnit
Kelly Conaboy · 11/19/14 04:45PMHeroes Raid Doritos Truck to Survive Buffalo's Devastating Snowstorm
Taylor Berman · 11/19/14 04:30PMHave You Smoked Pot with Bill de Blasio?
J.K. Trotter · 11/19/14 04:22PMJanice Dickinson: Book Publisher Halted Bill Cosby Rape Story
Jordan Sargent · 11/19/14 04:20PMDon Lemon Is Sorry If He Offended You With His Rape Advice
Rich Juzwiak · 11/19/14 04:11PMHamilton Nolan · 11/19/14 03:59PM
Michael Wolff Accuses Journalist of Committing Journalism
J.K. Trotter · 11/19/14 03:55PM
USA Today media columnist and lazy gadfly Michael Wolff has finally weighed in on BuzzFeed’s report about an Uber executive’s inflammatory comments at a private dinner attended by dozens of journalists. Wolff is quite unpleased with the minor role he played in embarrassing the $18 billion car-sharing company.
Can Someone Please Get Kylie Jenner a Fake ID
Allie Jones · 11/19/14 03:46PM
This is going to be really upsetting to read, but: Kylie Jenner, the 17-year-old sister of Kim Kardashian, has been banned from a club. Why? Because she was trying to enter said club without legal identification proving that she is 21 years or older. Somebody get this girl a fake ID! Let Kylie party, jesus!!!
Dozens of Cold, Hungry Drivers Trapped for 35 Hours on Snowbound Highway
Andy Cush · 11/19/14 03:27PMThese Are The Grossest Things Gawker Commenters Have Done At Work
Aleksander Chan · 11/19/14 03:10PMRestaurant Apologizes to Homophobes Who Wrote "Faggot" on Receipt
Jay Hathaway · 11/19/14 02:55PMBike Accident Left Bono With Shattered Eye, Bone Poking Through Arm
Taylor Berman · 11/19/14 02:30PM
Maybe someone really is trying to kill Bono. Three days after the U2 singer ate shit while biking in Central Park, Rolling Stone has published a detailed report of his injuries, which include a broken eye orbit, a fractured shoulder, and a shattered left humerus bone (parts which ended up stabbing through the skin of his upper arm).








