The Colbert Report has posted its guest list for the final week of the show, and it's solid, but there are no huge surprises: Seth Rogen, Kendrick Lamar, author and Iraq vet Phil Klay, and Grimmy, the Grim Reaper.

It is becoming increasingly clear that Cool Pope "Francis" (a nickname)—though he is certainly cool and wacky and generally chill—is just making stuff up as he goes along. Do dogs go to heaven? Sure, why not?

Binjamin Wilkomirski's story was very sad and quite remarkable. In 1995, the Swiss clarinetist published a memoir titled Fragments: Memories of a Wartime Childhood, detailing his youth during the Holocaust, including time spent in two concentration camps. The book was met with awe and acclaim. It was called "morally important," "brave," and "profoundly moving." It was decorated with awards.

Anthony Smith, 21, was arrested by Martin County, Fla. police last month after sheriff's deputies found him outside his home, naked and masturbating. He was just listening to his mother, apparently: Smith told police that she doesn't allow him to watch porn inside.

Creed frontman Scott Stapp was placed on a 72-hour psychiatric hold at the end of last month after confessing in a Facebook video that he was broke and living in Holiday Inn. His estranged wife, Jaclyn, apparently tried to get him committed again after he told her he was a CIA agent tasked with assassinating Obama.

Dominic Di-Natale—a long-time Fox News correspondent and former BBC reporter—was found dead Wednesday from an apparent suicide, network officials say. He was 43.

The most casual thieves in Madrid made off with around 70 paintings last week after they punched a hole through the wall of a vacant building into an art gallery, local news sites report.

According to reports, the woman crashed through a Herald Square Forever 21 Wednesday, hitting five pedestrians, was a suspended attorney with a suspended drivers' license.

An actor known for his television performances as That Guy and Bad Guy with Some Dialogue was just charged with two felonies after allegedly leaving his ex-girlfriend a video of himself killing, skinning and eating her pet rabbit.

Sony says the recent breach of its servers and weeklong cyber humiliation is an "unprecedented" strike and an "unparalleled crime." If they're shocked by these events, they've been shocked for almost a year: leaked emails obtained by Gawker show security troubles dating back to February.

The CEO of Sea World has resigned, after one little documentary called Blackfish led to a nonstop onslaught of protests and a plummeting stock price and a storm of outrage that continues to this day. Hopefully the next step will be the company's bankruptcy.

A high-quality rip of Gone Girl has found its way to the internet. Do you know what that means? Ben Affleck's dick has leaked.

Kim Kardashian's bare, oily ass continues to make huge waves in the art world. First, some guy printed it out and taped it to a coffee maker, and now some other guy has recreated it as a painting, using his dick as a brush. Art!

Marilyn Manson says disturbing footage that leaked last month, showing the simulated rape of Lana Del Rey, was "not for my video." The singer told NME that Hostel director Eli Roth filmed the scene to test a camera, and it was later released out of context by a video editing company.

Chet Haze, the biological son of Hollywood star Tom Hanks and America's unintentionally funniest young man, is speaking out via social media after a variety of hilarious Chet Haze-related events.

A Keystone Heights, Fla. couple turned themselves in to Clay County police earlier this week after allegedly forging documents to live in their $1.4 million, 7,000-square foot "home." The couple's ruse was exposed when the home's new, actual owners discovered people were already living in their house.

Steve Carell stole the show from Jimmy Fallon's barbershop quartet, the Ragtime Gals, last night, taking center stage in the a cappella version of "Sexual Healing" that you never knew you needed (probably because you didn't need it).

In the second volume in our series on American teachers, we're exploring the reality that many of our public schools are greatly underfunded, short on supplies, and are financially supported by teachers themselves. Take P.S. 132 in the Washington Heights neighborhood of New York City where the children's toilets are decrepit, old, and overflowing with waste. Or, even worse, a Philadelphia elementary school with a yearly budget of $160. Yes, $160 to support a school of 400 students for the entire year.

He Himself bore our fears in His tiny meatball body on the steps, so that we might die to fear and live to fearlessness; for by His straight up no joke extraordinary pup bravery you were healed.