Rents Are Going Up, Suckas

Hamilton Nolan · 12/19/14 02:50PM

For the first time since 2001, there are not enough rental units in America to meet demand. Can you guess what this means?

2014, Wow What a Year of Stuff: "Basic" 

Tom Scocca · 12/19/14 01:17PM

Remember when everyone was so worked up about the word "basic"? Barely, right? That one probably wasn't as interesting as it seemed at the time.

FBI Officially Accuses North Korea of Sony Hack

Taylor Berman · 12/19/14 12:53PM

The FBI has concluded that North Korea is to blame for the devastating hacking attack against Sony Pictures. "North Korea's actions were intended to inflict significant harm on a U.S. business and suppress the right of American citizens to express themselves," the agency said in a statement released today. "Such acts of intimidation fall outside the bounds of acceptable state behavior."

Unnecessarily Risky Jenga Move Finally Pays Off for Once

Jay Hathaway · 12/19/14 10:35AM

In Jenga, as in life, there are no rewards without risks. There were easy pickings at the top of the tower, but our hero wasn't content with winning the game according to the boring rules or the fusty old laws of physics.

Hamilton Nolan · 12/19/14 10:30AM

A five-year-old boy who heard that the University of Alabama-Birmingham was canceling its football program sent his entire $1 allowance to the school to try to save it. That's not nearly enough—his useless gesture was a failure.

The Weirdest Shit in Movies This Year

Rich Juzwiak · 12/19/14 10:05AM

If a movie is not going to show us something new, it should at least show us something different. Below are some examples, for better and certainly for worse, of some weird shit I noticed in some of my favorite and least favorite movies of 2014. (Warning: There are, I guess, spoilers below. Also, in addition to that cartoon boob is one one human boob.) Please feel free to share some of your favorite weird moments in the comments below.

Thank God: Cameron Diaz Is Finally Engaged

Allie Jones · 12/19/14 08:47AM

It's a Christmas miracle: 42-year-old movie star Cameron Diaz is engaged to be married. After some 20-odd years of eligibility and a truly ill-advised period of dating Justin Timberlake, we're finally getting this gal down the aisle. According to US Weekly, Cam's even talking about having babies. It's all happening!

Stephen Colbert Didn't Die In His Final Episode, He Became Immortal

Jay Hathaway · 12/19/14 12:55AM

Stephen Colbert is not dead, he's deathless. After 9 truthy years and 1,447 episodes, America's favorite fake conservative pundit—played by a truly smart writer, comedian and satirist—rode off into eternity on the wings of a song Thursday night, vowing to return when America needs him most.