Rents Are Going Up, Suckas
Hamilton Nolan · 12/19/14 02:50PMObama: Sony's Interview Cancellation Was a "Mistake"
Sam Biddle · 12/19/14 02:07PM2014, Wow What a Year of Stuff: "Basic"
Tom Scocca · 12/19/14 01:17PMWhy Stephen Colbert Closed His Final Show With "Holland, 1945"
Jay Hathaway · 12/19/14 01:05PM
After the star-studded "We'll Meet Again" singalong and the sleigh ride into eternity with Santa, the Colbert Report rolled credits for the final time with Neutral Milk Hotel's "Holland, 1945" playing in the background. It may have seemed a strange choice, but it's one with personal significance to Stephen Colbert.
FBI Officially Accuses North Korea of Sony Hack
Taylor Berman · 12/19/14 12:53PM
The FBI has concluded that North Korea is to blame for the devastating hacking attack against Sony Pictures. "North Korea's actions were intended to inflict significant harm on a U.S. business and suppress the right of American citizens to express themselves," the agency said in a statement released today. "Such acts of intimidation fall outside the bounds of acceptable state behavior."
How to Make Politicians More Priestly
Hamilton Nolan · 12/19/14 12:20PMSpineless Sony Is Letting "Hackers" Run Their Company
Sam Biddle · 12/19/14 11:45AM
CNN reports that top Sony executives received another email from the unidentified "Guardians of Peace" hackers last night, thanking the studio for canning The Interview, but demanding that they further humiliate and supplicate themselves on the global stage. Sony will now pretend this never happened.
What Started This Mysterious Square Fire, a Ghost? Or What?
Kelly Conaboy · 12/19/14 11:25AMOrlando Bloom Sets the Record Straight: "Sculpture Was My Thing"
Allie Jones · 12/19/14 10:55AMUnnecessarily Risky Jenga Move Finally Pays Off for Once
Jay Hathaway · 12/19/14 10:35AMIn Jenga, as in life, there are no rewards without risks. There were easy pickings at the top of the tower, but our hero wasn't content with winning the game according to the boring rules or the fusty old laws of physics.
Hamilton Nolan · 12/19/14 10:30AM
The Weirdest Shit in Movies This Year
Rich Juzwiak · 12/19/14 10:05AM
If a movie is not going to show us something new, it should at least show us something different. Below are some examples, for better and certainly for worse, of some weird shit I noticed in some of my favorite and least favorite movies of 2014. (Warning: There are, I guess, spoilers below. Also, in addition to that cartoon boob is one one human boob.) Please feel free to share some of your favorite weird moments in the comments below.
This Jacksonville Theme Song Is Fly As Hell
Hamilton Nolan · 12/19/14 09:55AMLots of cities have songs about them. Well, now Jacksonville does too, and it's fucking awesome.
Illinois Woman Applies for "I Can't Breathe" Trademark to Sell Hoodies
Aleksander Chan · 12/19/14 09:01AMThank God: Cameron Diaz Is Finally Engaged
Allie Jones · 12/19/14 08:47AM
It's a Christmas miracle: 42-year-old movie star Cameron Diaz is engaged to be married. After some 20-odd years of eligibility and a truly ill-advised period of dating Justin Timberlake, we're finally getting this gal down the aisle. According to US Weekly, Cam's even talking about having babies. It's all happening!









