Jean Mamakos is suing United Airlines after she claims flight attendants on her cross-country flight overreacted when she tried to move to an unoccupied emergency row seat. Police reportedly hauled her off the plane and Mamakos spent three nights in a Seattle jail.
Earlier this month, a video titled “LEAKED GAY TACO BELL COMMERCIAL” appeared on YouTube. It depicts two guys consuming Taco Bell, playing skee ball, riding a Ferris Wheel, cuddling on a picnic blanket, unearthing buried treasure (?), getting married, and riding a jet-ski and a motorcycle together. And Taco Bell won’t say whether it’s real.
A couple in Ohio was robbed of four puppies on Christmas morning. Puppies! Can you imagine?
Forty-year-old Teasley Middle School teacher Christine Cantrell was arrested with her husband in Atlanta on Tuesday after allegedly letting minors get high in her home. According to cops, her students ratted her out after their parents tipped off the police.
On December 26, 2004, a tsunami struck dozens of countries around the Indian Ocean rim, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 228,000 people. Ten years on, countries around Asia commemorated the anniversary by holding prayer and memorial services for the near quarter million lives taken by the natural disaster.
A Christmas mystery: Haverhill, Mass. police are reportedly searching for the person (or persons) responsible for stealing the baby Jesus from the nativity scene outside Sacred Hearts Church and replacing the figure with a "real pig's head."
This dumb year full of racist cops, Ebola, boring pop music, and subway condoms that went untouched for weeks is finally almost over. Hooray! An arbitrary temporal demarcation to provide the illusion that the worst is behind us! But before it does, here's a look back at what you thought was funny in 2014: People yelling "fuck her right in the pussy!" on live TV.
Barack Obama, an "avowed" "loather of headwear," has finally displayed his true colors, and they're pretty pretty princess pink. For shame, Mr. President! For sha—awwwwwwwww.
Because there's only one acceptable answer when your mean dad tries to get you to choose between mommy and Santa Claus.
By now, most of your presents are opened, the torn, crumpled wrapping paper strewn among the dry pine needles on the floor. The egg nog is dangerously low, and you've probably started to run out of ways to distract yourself from your family. But fear not, dear reader, for someone probably has it worse than you.
It's not quite Christmas without these 25 songs. Here, a mostly objective ranking of the best holiday tracks ever recorded. Merry Christmas!
It's Christmas!!!!! But who cares, because it's RUINED.
