Because there's only one acceptable answer when your mean dad tries to get you to choose between mommy and Santa Claus.

Just ask this little toddler named Harper, who somehow manages to turn screaming "FUCK YOU," at her parents into an adorable exercise in child rearing. And props to Harper's pops, who eventually finds the perfect distraction for his sassy daughter.

Never change, devil child.

[h/t Daily Dot]