Police say they are searching for four diamond thieves after the theft of a diamond necklace worth more than $4.6 million in Hong Kong, Agence France-Presse reports. One of the thieves is reportedly a girl between 12 and 14 years old.

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Edgar Froese, the founder and only constant member of Tangerine Dream, has died in Vienna. He was 70. Remember how good "Love on a Real Train" is? It's still that good.

The NYPD takes threats against police very seriously. So seriously, in fact, that a 17-year-old was arrested on Sunday for allegedly threatening police officers with emojis on his Facebook page.

Years after Swedish distance runner Mikael Ekvall crapped his shorts in the midst of a half-marathon, his photo still shows up on Facebook. You might've seen it with a "fail" caption or a demotivational poster—played-out viral image formats that were de rigueur at the time—or in any number of "world's most embarrassing photos" compilations. Clearly, people still haven't gotten over Ekvall's uncomfortable grimace and the liquified shit trickling down his legs.

Donald Trump, Courtney Love, former Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak, and uber-lawyer Alan Dershowitz may have been identified by a butler as potential "material witnesses" to pedophile billionaire Jeffrey Epstein's crimes against young girls, according to a copy of Epstein's little black book obtained by Gawker.

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The Concord Monitor has reported some very sad news: toxicology reports revealed that four bears who were found dead in September in New Hampshire had died from eating too much chocolate that had been left out as bait. Actual death by chocolate.

An elderly man claims his penis "completely eroded away" over the course of two weeks, far past the point where reconstructive surgery could have saved it, because Kaiser wouldn't let his nurses remove a catheter. He's suing the insurance company for refusing to end his painful ordeal and causing "permanent genital mutilation," Courthouse News reports.

Samela and Pedro Hernandez pleaded guilty this week to illegally practicing medicine out of their South Florida home without licenses. The duo were providing "touch up" butt injections to patients, mostly women, who have undergone posterior enhancement surgery overseas.

Peanut butter and jelly—on a wrap.

Around this time of year one question always seems to be on everyone's lips: What time is the Super Bowl, when does the Superbowl start, what is the Superbowl kick-off time? Maybe you're also wondering: What Super Bowl time are you? Are you Super Bowl 2015 between the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks at 6:30 p.m. on the east coast? Or are you Super Bowl Patriots Seahawks on NBC at 3:30 p.m. on the west coast? Or could you be central time zone Superbowl kickoff time 5:30 p.m.? Let's find out!

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SkyMall, the preferred shopping choice of Ambien-addled flyers everywhere, is broke. The company that owns the eclectic in-flight shopping catalog filed for bankruptcy on Thursday, in part because passengers prefer playing with their iPhones over buying weird shit from a magazine.

For the past 10 years, an Argentinian prosecutor named Alberto Nisman had been investigating a 1994 bombing at a Jewish community center that killed 85 people in Buenos Aires. This past Sunday, he was found dead in his high rise apartment with a gunshot wound to his head. Originally, the Argentinian government claimed Nisman committed suicide, but yesterday president Cristina Fernández de Kirchner reversed course in a bizarre letter that intimates Nisman was murdered.

Jeff Greene is a billionaire real estate investor. Jeff Greene's Beverly Hills mansion is for sale for $195 million. Jeff Greene has a famous sex party yacht. Can you guess what Jeff Greene said at Davos the other day?

Arlington police have released the horrifying security camera footage of the Jan. 14 abduction of a woman from a Wells Fargo ATM drive-thru. After ordering the woman to get into the trunk of her car at gunpoint, the man glares into the camera before driving off.

A California high school was forced to suspend a third teacher this week when he publicly defended two female teachers who allegedly had sex with several male students during an overnight beach party.

If you bought a car recently, I'm sorry to tell you your "badass" engine noise is probably just a recording of someone else's badass engine, and there's nothing you can do about it.