Robin Williams' Family Divided in Fight Over His Estate
Gabrielle Bluestone · 02/02/15 09:15PMRand Paul Also Has an Idiot Opinion About Vaccines
Gabrielle Bluestone · 02/02/15 07:20PMSuge Knight Charged With Murder, Attempted Murder
Taylor Berman · 02/02/15 06:35PM
The Los Angeles County District Attorney's office just announced that Death Row founder Suge Knight has been charged with murder and attempted murder for allegedly running over two men in a Compton parking lot last week. Earlier today, Knight's $2.2 million bail was revoked after he was deemed a possible flight risk.
Aleksander Chan · 02/02/15 06:01PM
Reminder: Gawker is posting less often to the front page. Read about the change here. Happening across the blogs: Justice NYPD Union Wants to Shut Down Bronx Public Defender Over a Music Video | Defamer Bobbi Kristina Brown Is "Fighting For Her Life," Says Family | Newsfeed Groundhog Predicts Six More Seconds of Biting The Mayor's Ear Off
Groundhog Predicts Six More Seconds of Biting The Mayor's Ear Off
Jay Hathaway · 02/02/15 05:40PMLow-rent Punxsutawney Phil impersonator Jimmy the Groundhog has the easy annual task of predicting each February whether Sun Prairie, Wisconsin, will experience six more weeks of winter (yes: it is in Wisconsin). This year, the job got to him a little bit as he whispered his prognostication into Mayor Jonathan Freund's ear: The weather will be—got your ear, sucker! I'm biting your damn ear off! How you like me now?
Debt Forgiveness Is Real
Hamilton Nolan · 02/02/15 05:00PMMan Kills His Boss Before She Can Report Him For Stealing Thousands
Aleksander Chan · 02/02/15 03:26PMManhunt Underway for Georgia Man Accused of Killing Wife, Four Others
Taylor Berman · 02/02/15 01:00PMMcDonald's Is America's Most Cynical Corporation
Hamilton Nolan · 02/02/15 11:46AMMcDonald's, the molded plastic king of America's molded plastic cuisine, has decided that money will no longer suffice to purchase its meager offerings; the company now demands that you degrade yourself in order to be fed.
One of Katy Perry's Backup Sharks Has a Great Tinder Pickup Line
Jay Hathaway · 02/02/15 10:55AM
The highlight of Super Bowl XLIX was undoubtedly Katy Perry's (okay, Missy Elliott's) halftime show feature two dancers in dopey shark costumes, at least one of whom had learned the routine beforehand. It seems one of those sharks knew he would be famous days before the big show, and tried to parlay his role as a grinning creature of the deep into a hot Tinder date. Meet Garret!
Pissed Miss Amazon Runner-Up Snatches Crown From Unworthy Queen
Aleksander Chan · 02/02/15 10:53AMHumility is for the weak. Carol Toledo was crowned Miss Amazon over the weekend in Manaus, Brazil, but Sheislane Hayalla, who placed second, wasn't having it. In a blind fury during the crowning ceremony, she grabs the tiara from Toledo's heads, throws it to the ground, and storms off.
Health Hypocrite Chris Christie Panders to Anti-Vaccination Idiots
Sam Biddle · 02/02/15 10:10AM
New Jersey governor Chris Christie hasn't yet announced his bid for the Republican presidential nomination. But why wait for an official candidacy to start pandering to the country's dumbest elements? Today, just months after trying to imprison an an ebola-exposed nurse, Christie came out against mandatory vaccinations.
American Oil Workers Are on Strike
Hamilton Nolan · 02/02/15 09:34AMAccused Groundhog Killer Bill de Blasio Allegedly Did Not Kill Again
Aleksander Chan · 02/02/15 09:18AMWoman Driving Herself to the Hospital Delivers Her Own Baby
Gabrielle Bluestone · 02/02/15 12:29AMMissy Elliott Was the Best Part of Katy Perry's Super Bowl Halftime Show
Gabrielle Bluestone · 02/01/15 10:38PMOne of Katy Perry's Super Bowl Sharks Knew the Dance and One Didn't Care
Gabrielle Bluestone · 02/01/15 09:43PMKaty Perry's Super Bowl halftime performance featured a six-song medley, a dancing shark who knew all the steps, and a dancing shark who stole the show.










