100-Year-Old Man Decides Now's as Good a Time as Any to Do a Murder
Gabrielle Bluestone · 04/06/15 10:15PMScreaming Kids, Feckless President Ruin Innocent Bee's White House Visit
Hudson Hongo · 04/06/15 09:45PMThat's Cool... Gwyneth Paltrow Is Dating Too
Gabrielle Bluestone · 04/06/15 07:50PM
Exciting time to be Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin. Dates with each other, dates with significant others, dates over here, dates over there, dates in Central Park, dates at very exclusive parties... As Martin might say, make new girlfriends but keep the old; one is a blonde movie star and the other is also a blonde movie star.
Woman Can Serve Divorce Papers On Facebook After Her Husband Ran Off
Gabrielle Bluestone · 04/06/15 06:23PMLas Vegas Man Blames Suicide on Losing Lifetime Pass for Free Buffet
Ashley Feinberg · 04/06/15 05:07PMLu Lu the Panda Sex God Shatters His Own Record for Filthy Panda Sex
Taylor Berman · 04/06/15 04:47PM
Just 24 hours after setting the Sichuan Giant Panda Research Centre's record for panda sex by fucking his old flame Zhen Zhen for seven minutes and 45 seconds, Lu Lu the panda aka the "Enduring Brother" more than doubled his record sex time while doing it with another bear at the center. Sorry Zhen Zhen.
Rest in Peace, World's Oldest Person
Dayna Evans · 04/06/15 04:35PMHamilton Nolan · 04/06/15 04:18PM
NYPD Stealing Mad Churros??
Hamilton Nolan · 04/06/15 03:00PMThe "Food Babe" Blogger Is Full of Shit
Yvette d'Entremont · 04/06/15 02:45PM
Vani Hari, AKA the Food Babe, has amassed a loyal following in her Food Babe Army. The recent subject of profiles and interviews in the New York Times, the New York Post and New York Magazine, Hari implores her soldiers to petition food companies to change their formulas. She's also written a bestselling book telling you that you can change your life in 21 days by "breaking free of the hidden toxins in your life." She and her army are out to change the world.
Ex-Scientology Exec Thinks Church Tried to Frame Him Over Going Clear
Andy Cush · 04/06/15 01:59PM
On Friday afternoon, two narcotics officers with the Burbank, Calif., police department reportedly showed up at Tom DeVocht's door on an anonymous tip—complete with dubious photographic evidence—that the former Scientology executive was selling drugs in the area. The documentary Going Clear, in which DeVocht appeared as an interviewee, had premiered on HBO five days before. Was the apparent frame job the church's way of getting revenge?
Hamilton Nolan · 04/06/15 01:19PM
SeaWorld Leaks Drunken, Racist Video of Blackfish Critic
Aleksander Chan · 04/06/15 01:11PMFiring back at former SeaWorld trainer John Hargrove, who was featured in the 2013 documentary Blackfish, the theme park released a five-year-old cell phone video of a clearly drunk Hargrove shouting "nigger" to a friend on speakerphone.











