There are 14.7 million registered Hispanic voters in the United States—but only one of them is the WASP scion one of our country's foremost conservative dynasties. Yes: John Ellis "Jeb" Bush, the Connecticut-bred president's son and president's brother (and distant relative to the actual British monarchy) is—according to his voter registration form—Hispanic.

Do you work at the publisher Houghton Mifflin Harcourt? Or: did you work there, in a freelance or full-time capacity, between 2012 and 2013? If so, you should email us. We’re researching an unusual story, and we’ll make it worth your time if you can help us out. So get in touch.

Now more than ever, America is truly a cultural melting pot (or at least a cauldron). In less than 30 years, whites will lose their majority, and we will be a nation composed solely of minorities. How will America cope? By marketing, of course.

John Oliver took Last Week Tonight to Russia this week to sit down with the best person to explain the spate of confusing government surveillance programs and how they affect the dick pics we send: Edward Snowden himself.

According to the New York Post, Dr. Fredric Brandt—the celebrity dermatologist behind the many faces of Madonna and Stephanie Seymour—was found dead Sunday in his Miami home.

A lawless goat—or a billy the kid, if you will—is currently in custody in New Jersey on a litany of charges, including disorderly behavior, trespass, and first-degree larceny (for stealing my damn heart.)

If the just-released, 12,000-word Columbia School of Journalism investigation into Rolling Stone’s deeply flawed rape story makes one point crystal clear, it is this: Rolling Stone screwed up in basically every way possible.

It's a warm summer night and you're sitting outside La Locanda del Cantiere enjoying a nice Brunello when suddenly you see George and Amal Clooney step out onto their terrace to enjoy a lakeside aperitif. "Hullo George! Evening Amal," you call out, for you are nothing if not a friendly expat. Well sir, you just talked yourself into a $600 fine.

In a bizarre (and thus plausible) addition to the Legend of DMX, WPIX reports the rapper is accused of acting a fool, losing his cool, and robbing a 21-year-old New Jersey man at a Newark gas station early Easter morning.

On Thursday, a 73-year-old reserve deputy working undercover as a member of the Tulsa County Sheriff's Office Violent Crimes Task Force shot and killed a suspect resisting arrest, the Tulsa World reports. The reserve deputy believed he had pulled out his Taser and not a gun, police said.

Following Wisconsin's victory over the previously undefeated Kentucky Wildcats on Saturday, basketball fans took to the streets of Lexington to light shit on fire, chant anti-Wisconsin slogans and get arrested by police.

Here is a video of an Australian goanna lizard that has climbed up a telephone pole to eat a rabbit. It is eating the rabbit whole and there is nothing the rabbit can do but quietly accept its fate. Hoppy Easter, everybody!

"I got into medical school because I said I was black," writes Mindy Kaling's older brother Vijay Chokal-Ingam on his website AlmostBlack.com. "The funny thing is I’m not." Is that funny?

A frozen treat intended to be a refreshing taste of the island life instead brought a hurricane of violence to a Queens casino Friday night, when over 300 people swarmed a newly opened Fat Tuesday daiquiri bar.

A Bronx teenager who fell from the roof of a six-story apartment building on Thursday while trying to evade police officers died of his injuries at St. Barnabas Hospital on Saturday, the New York Times reports. Seventeen-year-old Hakeem Kuta was born in Ghana and moved to New York a few years ago with his family.

Kenyan authorities have identified the son of a governmental official as one of four Islamic extremists behind this week's massacre at Garissa University College, the BBC reports.

A new video released by ISIS shows militants destroying ancient buildings in the city of Hatra with sledgehammers and assault rifles. The video was released on Friday, the Associated Press reports. ISIS descended upon the city early last month.

In many professions, "fake it 'til you make it" is a time-honored method of breaking into the industry. In law enforcement, however, it can also be a class B felony, as a New Hampshire teenager learned earlier this week.

According to the New York Daily News, Harvey Weinstein seemed to confirm that he came into physical contact in an inappropriate way with Italian model Ambra Battilana in a phone call with her that was being monitored by police.

A University of South Carolina student with a lot to learn about both racial tolerance and computer networking was suspended for her ignorance on Friday, the result of a viral photo that showed her listing "niggers" as the primary reason "why USC WiFi blows."