At least 32 people were reported injured in shootings and five people died in violent attacks across a deadly weekend in Chicago.

When hackers first released buckets of internal data out of Sony Pictures late last year, the company’s legal wing tried to scare both journalists and normal people away from the story. It didn’t work (unless you were an employee of the New York Times). Now Sony’s at it again, this time with the insane claim that looking at WikiLeaks threatens the First Amendment.

Just eight months ago, Anthony “Tony Bees” Planakis had nothing but kind words for the police department where he’d served, until recently, as detective and resident apiarist. Now, he’s buzzing a different tune. “I had no choice but to retire,” Tony Bees told the New York Post. “I was blackballed.”

Freddie Gray, the 25-year-old Baltimore man who died Sunday after suffering critical injuries while in police custody, was arrested last week “without force or incident” for possessing a switchblade knife, according to police documents obtained by the Baltimore Sun.

New Glarus Brewing’s Spotted Cow beer is a Wisconsin institution, an easy-drinking cream ale that several reviewers say would be their regular summer beer ... if they could get it outside the state. The brewer is only licensed to distribute its limited supply of beer within Wisconsin, and the beer cops in neighboring Minnesota take that rule very seriously.

Authorities say they made the largest cocaine bust in French history last week when they seized more than a $105 million from smugglers, ruining someone’s weekend for sure.

A professional hunter tracking a lion for an American client this weekend was reportedly trampled to death by an elephant mid-hunt, the Telegraph reports.

A long-time writer for Conan O’Brien went on a quickly-deleted Twitter rant last week about the current late night comedy landscape, resulting in a less-than-flattering response from his boss Sunday.

A prominent computer security expert was barred from boarding one United flight, removed from another, and detained by the FBI—all apparently over a tweet pointing out how easy United’s security system would be to hack.

An eighth-grade Pennsylvania girl accused of having her mother killed over her dumb dating rules will reportedly be housed in an adult prison until her trial.

According to a new report by The Washington Post, the FBI has admitted its examiners gave misleading testimony about forensic hair matches for over two decades, overstating evidence to aid prosecutors in at least 257 criminal trials.

Page Six reports that thrice-wed Bobby Flay—extra virgin? yeah, right!—has been accused of carrying on a three-year-long affair with his assistant, Elyse Tirrell. A close friend says Flay’s estranged wife learned of the affair shortly after Thanksgiving. Flay filed for divorce earlier this month.

Meeting the parents is always complicated. There’s even several movies about it! But this week Ariana Grande’s father had a message for her boyfriend that couldn’t be simpler: Please do not give my daughter any dick.

Five out of Parma, Missouri’s six police officers resigned this week before Tyrus Byrd, the town’s first African-American, female mayor, was sworn in. The city’s attorney, clerk, and waste water treatment plant supervisor also resigned, KFVS12 reports.

A California circus became the site of a chaotic melee on Friday when clowns clashed with animal rights activists in front of hundreds of onlookers, KNBC reports.

Freddie Gray, 27, was arrested last week by Baltimore police. The Baltimore Sun reports that after sustaining mysterious injuries during his arrest and undergoing spinal surgery on Tuesday, Gray died this morning at Shock Trauma.

Two shootings have taken place at Delaware State University this weekend, NBC Philadelphia reports. The first took place on Saturday night during the annual University-sanctioned Greek cookout event. The second took place on Sunday morning at University-run housing.

Mad Money host and crucifixion survivor Jim Cramer married real estate broker Lisa Cadette Detwiler on Saturday, The New York Times reports.

A Westchester County woman jumped to her death from the George Washington Bridge around 7 a.m. Sunday morning, NJ.com reports. Authorities said witnesses saw her jump from the north walkway near the New York tower.

As many as 700 are feared dead after a ship carrying Libyan migrants capsized south of Italy last night, CNN reports. “If confirmed, this would be the worst disaster of recent years in the Mediterranean,” French President Francois Hollande told Canal+ television on Sunday